Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML
Today, I was ranting about creationists, when a friend interrupted me. He managed to mount a defense of creationism that I couldn't argue with. I got so flustered, I punched him in the face and ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
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Top comments
insanexnh 13
You have your beliefs, and he has his. Why do you have to make fun of him for it? YDI.
melanie177 1
See karma is real!
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Comments (102)
Meesersuperman1 4
Of course karma is real. It's a much better belief than some dumbass ignorant bible banger that takes religion way too far. Not saying all Christians are like that, some are actually good people.
lolfood 24
Gf
forever_born 6
That's karma for you
catherinek 9
Why would you be that adamant that karma isn't real? You really don't think people ever get what they deserve?
The_9th_Doctor 18
that was Karma. Deal with it
ty4nier 16
that's mean but I will give this to you that was pretty good
CinemaFreak 9
Let people believe what they want, asshole. Your kind of people are the reason religious groups even attempt to fight against the non religious. They arent going to **** with you until you **** with them.
Sabsnation 12
Karma is actually the accumulation of all the good and bad you have done in life. just because you do one bad thing, doesn't mean something bad will happen to you. if you do enough bad though, then when you are reborn in samsara you will most likely be born lower down on the food chain and have a less pleasurable life until the next cycle of birth. I study Hinduism for my degree. I have no idea where this idea of karma that everyone is talking about came from.
pheonixfire13 17
Some people including me do believe in karma asshole and it's not always something from a past life
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
That’s how karma works