Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML
Today, I was ranting about creationists, when a friend interrupted me. He managed to mount a defense of creationism that I couldn't argue with. I got so flustered, I punched him in the face and ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
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insanexnh 13
You have your beliefs, and he has his. Why do you have to make fun of him for it? YDI.
melanie177 1
See karma is real!
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Comments (102)
flockz 20
man don't ever eat green jello. i ate too much and it made my dick fall off. what more evidence do i need? that had to be the reason. it was giving me weird looks all night. it would never chill the **** out. this shit's stupid.
CRC_101 31
20 - You have a very ignorant view of religions. You should go and learn more about them, and not from teenage school buddies, if you believe that these religions are all alike. They are very different. I would suggest understanding them a lot more before you attempt to use them to prove your point.
MarisaCB 16
Haii, I'm gonna cut in here right now. First off, I'm not religious, so maybe I'm biased, but wouldn't every religion be believing something without proof? Every religious person I've asked just says their proof is "in their faith". So technically, couldn't anything be a religion? You just make shit up and make people believe it. But err, yes, grammar is usually important when making an argument, and while your comment could have been amazing, I had to read it about 5 times to understand it... But anyway. Don't debate with children!
hbhagat 3
Shows you who's right!
MarisaCB 16
53: I've never thought of that. But just curious: if a guy killed someone, and then lived a full, happy life, isn't that disproving karma? (Honest question, not trying to start a war!)
CRC_101 31
50 - I will say that we FMLers tend to go on sprees of thumbing a person down on a thread sometimes, and one person seems to be having a fun time thumbing a lot of people down, but one thought: comments that just clog up the FML thread are usually disliked. (Perhaps like this one!) So if you feel like you need to correct your grammar and/or apologize for it, do it in one comment or less, OR be alright with them being thumbed down.
flockz 20
this thread makes me want to facepalm a chainsaw.
perdix 31
Looks like his karma just ran over your dogma!
reddudeover 2
70 - Dogma of not believing in BS without evidence? I don't think you understand the word dogma.
ChengX8 1
People have different beliefs. Just because you don't believe in karma doesn't mean you have the right to put him down for believing in it.
ThisBeAUsername 6
Karma ;)