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Well, bloody hell.
25- Actually this is the Internet. :/
This is a real fml, cos its something that mite actually happen to all of us at one point..
39 - *Because *It's *Might
I read that In Ron Weasly's voice.
Wow that sucks.
Oh really? That isn't why it's on FML, right?
Interesting how #2 is being bashed for not putting too much thought into their comment while #1, who put more or less the same amount of effort into theirs, is being showered with thumbs up...
27 - One at least made a reasonably amusing joke. Two stated the obvious.
you thought that was amusing ?
29 you didn't find it amusing? *tips head sideways* Well what the bloody hell then?
You don't ******* say.
I'm sure you'll be fine! If everything else was just perfect, I'm sure they're not going to let a little imperfection change their mind. Congrats on the interview. :)
What if the interviewer had to shake hands with the candidate's pimple-juicy fingers?!
Could be a vampire, he might have liked it.
They will remember you! That's for sure :D
Sometimes it's not good to remember. Like one time my dad got a prostate exam. The last thing that the man with the crap finger said was "the doctor will be in in a minute."
45- I feel as though you made that up. Especially because I've seen it before....alot.
Did you eat the blood?
I am guessing no. From reading the FML it is obvious OP is a blood hungry savage who loves the taste of her own blood. Too bad her tongue could not reach her forehead.
SIMBA
#7 If this was actually The Lion King, it makes me wonder if OP smeared her own blood, and someone else did it for Simba, then how would she hold herself up towards the edge of the cliff?
always bring a mirror! or don't touch your face...i've done that before =[
Hopefully they didn't make a deal out of it and accept you anyway. Good luck OP.
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Well, bloody hell.
SIMBA