Bloody head

Wellllllll, at least it wasnt crap or something :D If the interviewer was a nice guy/woman and does their job well, i'm sure they'll understand and look beyond just your appearance!

If they didn't accept you OP then it's their loss. Especially deciding over a bloody pimple.

25- Actually this is the Internet. :/

This is a real fml, cos its something that mite actually happen to all of us at one point..

39 - *Because *It's *Might

I read that In Ron Weasly's voice.

Oh really? That isn't why it's on FML, right?

Yes, very good... Any other thoughts about the FML? Also, there's a button for that... As for op, oh well, hopefully you'll get into the college despite an embarrassing moment... It's not like you farted loudly and stunk up the entire room during the interview...

Interesting how #2 is being bashed for not putting too much thought into their comment while #1, who put more or less the same amount of effort into theirs, is being showered with thumbs up...

27 - One at least made a reasonably amusing joke. Two stated the obvious.

you thought that was amusing ?

What 28 meant to say is "at least #1 made a pun."

29 you didn't find it amusing? *tips head sideways* Well what the bloody hell then?

You don't fucking say.

What if the interviewer had to shake hands with the candidate's pimple-juicy fingers?!

Could be a vampire, he might have liked it.

Can't believe that no one pointed out that you were bleeding.

Sometimes it's not good to remember. Like one time my dad got a prostate exam. The last thing that the man with the crap finger said was "the doctor will be in in a minute."

45- I feel as though you made that up. Especially because I've seen it before....alot.

I am guessing no. From reading the FML it is obvious OP is a blood hungry savage who loves the taste of her own blood. Too bad her tongue could not reach her forehead.

....... Sick.

umm.... ew. :/

#7 If this was actually The Lion King, it makes me wonder if OP smeared her own blood, and someone else did it for Simba, then how would she hold herself up towards the edge of the cliff?

23 you just killed the joke