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homesuckfucker
| 28
I'm sorry your girlfriend would be so disrespectful. Things that happen in an intimate situation should remain intimate. Did you let her know it makes you uncomfortable? Communication is important in a relationship, after all. Perhaps she could convince your friends to stop. If not, they'll forget about it once it stops being entertaining. Pretend it doesn't bother you! Play along with it! That's how you shake off elementary school bullies, and they seem to be at about that level of maturity.
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LaColombianita
| 26
Lmao that's hilarious, but I definitely would have kept that as an inside joke between the 2 of you only..
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emmatheamazingx
| 17
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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emmatheamazingx
| 17
But make best of the situation
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wvcheesehead
| 13
The Mandarin says "and you'll never hear me coming"
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PokeyPorcupine
| 18
That's seriously funny.! Smile and take it in stride.
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desoxyn242
| 14
I think it's a good nickname
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boating_guy
| 33
It's funny, as long as it isn't you
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riffehunter
| 16
There could be worse ways to earn that nickname.
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everlastingsnow_fml
| 14
Should have played it cool and ask her to bring you a beer right after.
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Nolimit2217
| 32
Why be embarrassed? You're a man, we both cum and fart.. Sometimes at the same time!
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MidnaLink
| 32
Not that other people should know about it. Especially if it happened at an inopportune time like sex.
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homesuckfucker
| 28
I'm sorry your girlfriend would be so disrespectful. Things that happen in an intimate situation should remain intimate. Did you let her know it makes you uncomfortable? Communication is important in a relationship, after all. Perhaps she could convince your friends to stop. If not, they'll forget about it once it stops being entertaining. Pretend it doesn't bother you! Play along with it! That's how you shake off elementary school bullies, and they seem to be at about that level of maturity.
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tehdarkness
| 21
Dude, they hadn't has sex in a month. Something's not right.
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weatherxveins
| 29
Maybe one of them has been away for work or vacation, or one of them was really sick for awhile..
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homesuckfucker
| 28
Sex is not everything in a relationship. My girlfriend and I are very much in love and don't get to have sex very often. Now, there is a possibility that OP's girlfriend is losing interest. I'm not denying that. But it's wrong to make false assumptions. There are a number of reasons why they might not have had sex, and disinterest is just one.
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Vegetarian27
| 24
Guys spill everything to their mates. It's hardly ridiculous to expect a girl to return the favour.
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homesuckfucker
| 28
I personally think what happens in the bedroom should STAY in the bedroom, unless you're fishing for someone to join in.
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kirasant
| 19
"Ignore it or play along" doesn't work with elementary school bullies or male friends. This girl could well have gotten OP labeled "CumFart" for the rest of his life. I've got a friend that has been called by his embarrassing high school nickname so long it was on his wedding invitations.
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homesuckfucker
| 28
We obviously keep different company. :/
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enginsteve
| 17
I find it hilarious that homesuckfucker is so in touch with his inner side and is explaining the benefits of communication in a relationship.. Just go homesuckfucker.. Lmao
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homesuckfucker
| 28
I apologize if my screen name leads you to a false conclusion regarding my personality and level of intellect.
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homesuckfucker
| 28
Wait. My "inner side"? What the hell?
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Vickeh
| 15
I feel ya OP. Some people are just tactless...
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19990231
| 29
What happens in vagina stays in vagina.
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brasiliano
| 16
You sir just won the internet for today.
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allie2590
| 30
Technically the fart happened outside of the vagina.
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LaColombianita
| 26
Lmao that's hilarious, but I definitely would have kept that as an inside joke between the 2 of you only..
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NightHawk387
| 22
I think it should be pointed out that is not what a cumfart is.
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Exodiafinder687
| 58
Do I even want to know? Do any of us even really want to know? Still somebody will Google it. Just keep a bucket or trashcan nearby for when you Google it.
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krystenk93
| 23
#22, There is always Urban Dictionary for stuff like this!
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ChevyLovzYou2
| 21
It's when after a guy shoots his load into a girl's butt, she farts the semen out... gross right?
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False_Stupidity
| 41
You just HAD to go and share that, didn't you #48.
I WAS enjoying my breakfast....
I WAS enjoying my breakfast....
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riffehunter
| 16
71 extra glaze for those cinnamon rolls?
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cdncw
| 20
Someone had to explain it! :D
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devildog562
| 33
Blew two loads.