Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML
Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML
Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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Top comments
cutycat136 28
Hey you should still feel pretty!!! It doesn't matter your size, that happens to several people even if they're the skinniest person you've ever laid eyes on.
haileyrows 26
I've heard that a plain stick of deodorant can help with chafing etc... You go rock that skirt!
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Comments (146)
ldjua760 4
I know that feel, girl. Scent less baby powder helps me out!
Ac4life 9
ur fault not ours
that_girl64 8
Ugh the struggle. I understand your pain OP
DeviousDreamer 13
Deodorant applied to where your thighs rub is a great method to reduce discomfort. It shouldn't matter if it's scented, but unscented is generally better for sensitive skin.
keyofdestiny13 24
What I do to prevent that is to just wear leggings underneath. For me, I no longer feel my thighs rubbing together when wearing them. Maybe try that?
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
Remove excess fat with a knife
Pikachurr13 11
You are my spirit animal. ❤️
russiancat464 12
probably dont wear skirts until you hit the gym
magickiss87 22
Deodorant on your inner thighs would help to prevent chafing!
imyourpoison 10
and that right there is why I don't wear skirts haha