Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML
Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML
Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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Top comments
cutycat136 28
Hey you should still feel pretty!!! It doesn't matter your size, that happens to several people even if they're the skinniest person you've ever laid eyes on.
haileyrows 26
I've heard that a plain stick of deodorant can help with chafing etc... You go rock that skirt!
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Comments (146)
emmsies 16
happens to the best of us :)
emmsies 16
also even the skinniest people have this happen to them
meikaze 9
Tights are a wonderful thing to invest in. Most normal people have thigh chafing, so you can still feel pretty ^^
anonnnymous10 10
Having your thighs hit each other doesn't mean you aren't pretty or that you're fat. I used to weight 91 pounds and I didn't have a thigh gap either. It happens.
_whyme_o 12
Lose weight. Yeah I'm ready for the down votes.
courtneyburgessx 18
For some people it's not always easy to loose weight and majority of people have this problem of their thighs rubbing together, it's a normal thing.
courtneyburgessx 18
I'm sure you still looked pretty regardless of the situation OP! I always wear shorts when I wear a skirt, helps a lot. Also a bonus to wearing shorts is if the wind happens to blow your skirt up your underwear isn't on full display.
FatKitty 17
Happens to me too, I jus use corn starch instead of baby powder because I heard it's healthier. You could also try lavender powder or rose powder.
amberr_harperr 15
I understand that. I have huge thighs but it's all muscle. Mine chafe very bad but I've heard baby powder works. I've never tried it but I don't care. I have self confidence and nobody wants to date a toothpick. You get that skirt and rock it. I'm sure you looked hot. Don't let this ruin you
Sheh_fml 25
You don't have to make snide remarks about skinny people just to make someone bigger feel better. Also, someone's worth is not measured by if other want to date them. "Toothpicks" can be just as pretty and just as valuable even if they lack a boyfriend and curves.
carlfirebolt 27
*clap* *clap* *clap*
kavyashahs 16
I bet you always look pretty. Size, shape and colour doesn't matter at all. So don't worry and enjoy your life :)