Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML
Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML
Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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Top comments
cutycat136 28
Hey you should still feel pretty!!! It doesn't matter your size, that happens to several people even if they're the skinniest person you've ever laid eyes on.
haileyrows 26
I've heard that a plain stick of deodorant can help with chafing etc... You go rock that skirt!
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Comments (146)
brvnnx 18
You are beautiful, and you can't let anyone take that from you. Having confidence is better then looking sexy.
sosoram 23
vasaline help prevent that as well, rock that skirt.
xluciferx666 21
I tried to wear shorts but my thighs now look like two cherry Swedish fish from rubbing together
PurpleMyth 28
They come in different flavors?!
Ziggy122 15
Bike shorts are a girl's best friend.
DA3Z 16
Be confident in yourself, don't just wear that skirt own it! You go girl.
DaRito 25
Maybe you should try losing weight instead of complaining about how you "don't feel pretty", but FYL if it's a chronic thing.
rvontr88 21
And you should **** off, it's not always about weight loss.
MzZombicidal 36
You do realize that even people who are underweight can have touching thighs, right? **** off.
ImTheAlpha 30
Honestly it can actually be hard to predict whether your thighs will chafe or not. There are thin girls who walk around grimacing from the chafing, and then there are fat people like my mom whose legs won't chafe no matter how much they touch. It's not always a matter of weight.
ChristinePi 36
I just buy these things called skimmies they look like shapewear but aren't. I cannot stand feeling compressed so I avoid shapewear.
PurpleMyth 28
Being too overweight is unhealthy, but something as simple as your thighs rubbing each other is normal. Even just wearing jeans makes it happen to 100 pound people
sophiabelletini 3
I know that baby powder definitely helps with the chafing but you should still feel pretty! Don't let it get you down
kmw003 17
just remember, thick thighs save lives! you keep flaunting your pretty self. try a little deodorant before you leave, it helps for me :) or maybe some shorts that cover where the skin touches!