Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML
Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML
Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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Top comments
cutycat136 28
Hey you should still feel pretty!!! It doesn't matter your size, that happens to several people even if they're the skinniest person you've ever laid eyes on.
haileyrows 26
I've heard that a plain stick of deodorant can help with chafing etc... You go rock that skirt!
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Comments (146)
rockydify 22
Wear some tights! They are sexy and stop your legs touching! Woo!
CandyApple88 13
If your legs are chunky enough to rub together while you walk, wear bike-pants under your skirt. For pencil skirts, pantyhose (or those leggins made of similar material) might be better. Stops chafing, and if its windy you don't end up flashing your undies.
Feronia 12
Lush body powder helps a lot with thigh rub, plus it smells really good! Makes your skin feel all silky and doesn't wear off quickly. It isn't cheap though.
Terminator78 6
Simple answer to that question. If you are overweight, that's bad, if you'ryou're not overweight and your skin is taut and unwrinkled it might just be that you've been gifted.
Pauline96_fml 20
Try wearing a pair of shorts under the skirt. That's what I do.
ironik69 31
Skirts can be fun. Twirling in them is a sure fire way to make yourself smile.
EwahWeeWah 21
That's normal, that doesn't necessarily mean you're fat. Don't worry.