By Damn.... - 28/01/2011 19:26 - United States

Today, I was given the ultimate ultimatum: either I suffer excruciating stomach pains and remain a hostage to the porcelain whirlpool goddess, or I stop taking pain medication and face the wrath of a raging infection in my jaw. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 834
You deserved it 3 119
Health
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

DocBastard 38

Or option 3- go see a reputable factor who will treat the infection rather than just hurl a prescription for Vicodin at you like some two-bit hack. Jesus, I think some "doctors" get their MD degrees out of a ******* Cracker Jack box.

59 5
Reply Report
Doortje 29

You have to choose between an infection and a goddess? Tsk, you've got to be kidding me, what are you whining about?!

50 1
Reply Report
Next

Comments

ilickedacat 0

First comment!!!

0 1
Reply Report
Cjw1220 0

Sirin? Can you turn this fail first into something mildly entertaining?

0 0
Reply Report
QwertyMcNugget 0

Ewwwwwouch. :/

19 2
Reply Report
USAF_girl 3

There are meds to stop the side effects of pain killers.

5 1
Reply Report
Blood_Rose_Intox 3

That's true but some people don't want to end up in a cycle of pills. I had the same problem with pain killers making me sick after surgery on my feet, so I just said "**** it" and dealt with the pain.

3 1
Reply Report
ifinsane 6

Flip a coin let the fates decide

3 1
Reply Report
Shiny_nickels 14

THAT SUCKS!!!!!!! I would go with the pain on the jawline

0 0
Reply Report
dumbestdrummer 0

craps alot with stomach pains or more pain in his jaw. probably cus of side effects

9 2
Reply Report
taytay67 0

Man that has to suck. I'd go with the jaw pain though.

1 3
Reply Report
rattusrattus 18

Stomach pain. That sounds like a medicinal side-effect and should be gone as soon as the infection clears up.

3 1
Reply Report
Zhu8 5

57- agreed.

0 0
Reply Report
Barn312009 0

smoke some weed if you can

9 5
Reply Report
ifmlftw 0

he'll yeah bro!

0 5
Reply Report
DRIEAM 0

what the hell?

0 0
Reply Report
sduhamel 0

that sucks!! I feel for u man my fren had to go thru sth similar! fyl):

2 14
Reply Report
IanBerryman 0

Does grammar mean anything to you?

19 2
Reply Report
Cjw1220 0

This reminds me of a long story, back in 'Nam. But i'm sure you all don't want to hear about it.

18 6
Reply Report
mind_geek 15

yes we do.

12 2
Reply Report
EmreArslan 11

It sounds almost like you was there in Vietnam... Amazing at the age of 15 (now).

7 2
Reply Report
poopystick 0

who cares?

0 0
Reply Report
QwertyMcNugget 0

<3

2 14
Reply Report
boredmex01 2

hey ur pretty:)

0 6
Reply Report
EmreArslan 11

Bored thanks for saying that and lots of people could thumb down of jealousy ( or trolling or finding her ugly) great job bro! Lower her confidence! Nah jk dont... Its sad

0 0
Reply Report
cupcakemonster10_fml 0

that sucks!!! fyl :(

0 0
Reply Report
Next