By sorry, kiddo - 30/06/2013 21:44 - Belgium - Brussels

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Today, I was explaining to my son that porn isn't a realistic depiction of sex. Just as I finished explaining to him that threesomes rarely happen in real life, he started crying. I feel like a dream-crushing monster. FML
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relaxedninja 18

What do you mean they rarely happen!!??! D:

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ballettillidie 8

They rarely happen in YOUR world...

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TiffGreen 11

Oh he'll get over it. No reason to put yourself down

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jamesrod885 6

I know plenty of people who have.....just let him the lower the bar the better the opportunity

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SilencioIsTheKey 12

Crying? I doubt anyone sexually/ mentally mature enough would be crying. Plus, Love making is for married couples. Go marriages!

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fordneagles 34

It's not that they rarely happen in real life... You're just sheltered, OP.

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buckdharma 36

If you want to have threesomes you have to be a total bitchin' rock star from Mars and have tiger blood.

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Epikouros 31

Do I look like a rock star to you?

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kitsune309 15

Yes. Yes you do.

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SleeplessBeauty 12

If you want to have a threesome you go on Craigslist. Tell him that.

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cmarina 3

When your son watches **** he is helping the sex trafficking of these poor girls who are drugged abused and traded like objects. Just a thought. Maybe you should tell him that.

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ciaraohagan94 5

Sorry most **** isn't some girl with a gun pointed to her head giving a ******* in a Ukranian dungeon. It's girls being paid to do it, who willingly joined the industry.

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Epikouros 31

And let's hope the boy is not so stupid that he pays for **** when you can find tons of free **** videos on the internet.

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emuexport 4

I wouldn't say rarely either, l've had heaps, me and 2 girls , and they were all great :):):)

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kt520 7

It's nice to hear about an OP that actually gave their child the sex talk. You may have crushed a dream, but you did the good responsible thing by educating your son :)

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