Dad jokes

By thefuck - 30/06/2013 22:08 - Ireland - Ballyjamesduff

Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told my dad about it, he immediately and casually admitted to being the one who did it, asking, "You got a fucking problem with that, son?" I don't know if he's just messing with my head, or if he really did do it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 905
You deserved it 3 665
Weird Parents Miscellaneous
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

JasonUMN 15
Send a private message

Well, do you have a problem with it?

140 8
Reply Report
Nordrag 26
Send a private message

Egg his car. Reply the same way. Wait for results. (Warning: I am in no way liable to any injuries sustained during the course of action recommended above.)

111 4
Reply Report
Next

Comments

JasonUMN 15
Send a private message

Well, do you have a problem with it?

140 8
Reply Report
Jemm_fml 29
Send a private message

Omg, I'm the first reply to the first comment. I dunno what to say. HI MOM

0 0
Reply Report
Nordrag 26
Send a private message

I've had my house egged a few times recently and I can tell you that I'd have a huge fucking problem with it if it were my dad.

40 1
Reply Report
Ian7890 23
Send a private message

The question here though is, does his dad have a problem with him having a problem?

28 2
Reply Report
rg350dx 29

OP should have just said, "No, I don't have a problem with it." Then got naked, took out the eggs from his groceries he just bought and started breaking them all over his body while moaning. Problem solved.

60 2
Reply Report
Ian7890 23
Send a private message

#32 Why do I feel like you have no pride for your dignity?

4 32
Reply Report
biggestfan23 11
Send a private message

#38 why do I feel like you can't take a hilarious joke?

32 0
Reply Report
iammeorami 25

I would be egg-static if my dad told me that.

9 2
Reply Report
aidanrulz11 10
Send a private message

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That would be funny

0 0
Reply Report
newzealand 28
Send a private message

Well aren't irish men always drunk?

1 5
Reply Report
mario2012 18
Send a private message

Well, someone's a stereotyping dick.

2 1
Reply Report
oh_merde 11
Send a private message

I think his head is the one that's messed up

32 3
Reply Report
PulseShock 9

Or he's got a good sense of humor?

17 1
Reply Report
lopsop 12
Send a private message

Hey at least he's honest

20 4
Reply Report
Omfgitsmia 15

Maybe he's going through a midlife crisis whether he did it or not. Sorry op :/

4 19
Reply Report
michael666 7

you retarded?

5 14
Reply Report
Omfgitsmia 15

Um, what grown ass man takes the time and money to egg their grown ass child's house and then responds like that when only being told and not accused?

14 2
Reply Report
Nordrag 26
Send a private message

Egg his car. Reply the same way. Wait for results. (Warning: I am in no way liable to any injuries sustained during the course of action recommended above.)

111 4
Reply Report
cathyfang1533 12
Send a private message

Why only egg? Why not include all the components of a healthy breakfast? I say OP eggs, pancakes, bacons, butters, sausages, and syrups his dad's car.

22 1
Reply Report
Nordrag 26
Send a private message

If its as hot there as it is here you could just throw the ingredients on the car and the sun would just cook it into a lovely breakfast for him.

20 1
Reply Report
bfsd42 20

Op is Irish. So a breakfast is sausage, rashers, eggs, black and white pudding, fried tomato and soda bread.

13 4
Reply Report
TheDrifter 23

Don't the Irish do sauteed/pan fried mushrooms? Breakfast isn't complete without mushrooms, you can keep the black and white pudding though.

2 4
Reply Report
da_directioner39 17
Send a private message

No, 22, not the bacon!

8 2
Reply Report
cathyfang1533 12
Send a private message

Yes the bacon, be smothered in layers of crispy, heart-attack inducing pork strips...man, what a way to go...

7 0
Reply Report
Zimmington 21

Eat the bacon just use bologna instead it'll rip the paint off on a hot day

7 0
Reply Report
myoukei 31

Show him that you do by TPing his house. Bam! Friendly prank war started.

4 6
Reply Report
Pleonasm 35
Send a private message

Whatever it is, you probably sholdn't egg him on at all, or else the yoke will be ok you. Although if he did, then it's not all-white; he needs to show a little more shell-f restraint.

23 7
Reply Report
theannak 7

He was probably hatching his plan for awhile...

14 0
Reply Report
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Send a private message

You guys CRACK me up!

3 1
Reply Report
hugozac88 22

Like a boss

0 0
Reply Report
perdix 29

That's an eggs-cellent yolk!

21 8
Reply Report
Jemm_fml 29
Send a private message

The puns on this FML are becoming a bit eggcessive.

24 1
Reply Report
perdix 29

#17, yes, but they're eggs-tremely popular with all but the most hard-boiled readers who recognize the yolks are not original, but poached.

21 2
Reply Report
cathyfang1533 12
Send a private message

The yolks may have been poached, but I think we could all Benedict from it. Omelet you decide.

29 1
Reply Report
Next