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By MeaganElizabethM - 11/10/2015 12:31 - United States - Steubenville

Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

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Sorry Sharon

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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Never sneak up

By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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By smeeagain - 21/10/2011 01:17 - United States

Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 21:44 - Canada

Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML

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By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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By permanently scarred - 25/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By asshalf15 - 25/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML

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hiitisbrooke 28

Monday 12 October 2015 7:05

I wish this had more info. Was he just messing around or in the wrong place at the right time?

SecundusSecunda 27

Monday 12 October 2015 8:39

I would assume being on a haunted trail triggered her defensive instincts, since she was probably scared and jumpy, thereby annihilating the poor kid's throat in mere seconds.

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hiitisbrooke 28

Monday 12 October 2015 7:05

I wish this had more info. Was he just messing around or in the wrong place at the right time?

hiitisbrooke 28

Monday 12 October 2015 7:15

Okay as I reread the FML I realize my comment doesn't really make sense. Wish there was a delete button!!

Mortoli 30

Tuesday 20 October 2015 14:44

real question to ask if op was a teacher or a student herself lol

Paras_800 27

Monday 12 October 2015 7:05

How does one "accidentally" punch someone in the throat?

SecundusSecunda 27

Monday 12 October 2015 8:39

I would assume being on a haunted trail triggered her defensive instincts, since she was probably scared and jumpy, thereby annihilating the poor kid's throat in mere seconds.

gogo44444 28

Monday 12 October 2015 13:46

To finish what #21 was saying, maybe it's just a reflex when they see someone in a dark place, it's better to be safe then sorry

ChadHelton 8

Tuesday 13 October 2015 0:13

easy "fight or flight" just reacted with the other one.

colinabi 13

Monday 12 October 2015 7:06

And that's why you don't go on haunted trails.

CelesteGomes 25

Monday 12 October 2015 7:06

Fml for the kid

Redoxx_fml 22

Monday 12 October 2015 7:08

"Power of Christ compels you"didn't work ?

tranced_ 45

Monday 12 October 2015 7:10

did you got it on tape?

mld4657 28

Monday 12 October 2015 7:16

How?

americanafrican 32

Monday 12 October 2015 8:23

with op`s fist

missyfiona89 28

Monday 12 October 2015 7:17

Don't bite off more than what you can chew. If you have the tendency to be violent when scared, haunted trails are not for you.

chrisbeaudoin 26

Monday 12 October 2015 7:17

Today, I was walking on a haunted trail and somebody just punched me for no reason and walked away. FML

olpally 32

Monday 12 October 2015 7:18

Lmao, over react much? Geeze.

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