Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk....

By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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By John - 10/07/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

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By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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By B_and_W - 21/11/2013 11:35 - France

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

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By dont_shit_where_i_eat - 29/08/2017 23:15

Today, during the few free minutes I had while rushing between meetings, I grabbed a plain slice of pizza to go. I stepped outside, ready to eat and walk, when a friendly pigeon flew overhead and added a "free topping" to my slice. FML

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Alas, poor Donald

By Hit and Run - 13/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2020 20:02

Today, as I was walking home with dinner, a pigeon pooped on my leg like a dive bomb. My hands were full carrying the food, so I had to walk the rest of the way with a smear on my jeans that everyone knew what it was. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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Thursday 20 August 2009 12:22

a truck? on the street? what are the chances?! it's not your fault, you couldn't possibly have known.

ijaywalk 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:21

Best FML ever. Now hunt down the survivors! YDI for awesomeness, coz your life totally doesn't suck.

Comments

yourMUMSgash 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:50

this actually made me laugh... kinda sucks really!

McFly187 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:00

That was kind of funny actually, but I feel bad for the birds.

blasticks 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:04

well you pretty much dropped the ball here, first of all you shouldent feed frys to pigoens, there bad enough for humans as it is and second, shouldent you at least have the sense not to throw it where cars go by? then again there just rats with wings but you still dirtyd the streets with bird guts, YDI

wtfCorby 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:15

haha at least you took care of the annoying pidgeons right?

rihannalover 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:19

probably fake, no matter where theres food pigeons will often scatter even if they hear a small footstep.

Snowlight_fml 7

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:48

Been to the city much? I have actually got to try and get some pigeons run over one day. Man: 1 Nature: 0

somethingawesome 9

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:23

PIGEON MURDERER!!!!!!!!! just kidding

allikaela 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:24

truck driver FTW

greeneye_fml 12

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:29

ROFL. Thanks, I needed a laugh today. I hereby dub thee: Pigeon Slayer

flinkpamingo 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:30

That was just amazing! I tried to kick a pigeon once, but they're fast little suckers. Have you ever seen a fat girl run? They don't run too fast. So I'm sure I looked rediculous. Truth be told I would feel bad too.