Animals: Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him...

By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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By kk - 25/06/2011 19:41 - United States

Today, the man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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By oops - 19/04/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

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By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By justcomesnaturally - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United States - Danby

Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

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Thursday 10 September 2015 9:22

That's horrible! Good on you for being a good person OP

nzhx 23

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:22

It's the thought that counts, OP. It's a shame your act of kindness took a wrong turn.

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fifi125 21

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:19

I'm pretty sure the karmic brownie points still count, so FHL but you're all good

Hammer1722 19

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:22

That's horrible! Good on you for being a good person OP

Silk_Routes 14

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:22

food belongs to the one who deserved...u r awesome op

bcalle 8

Friday 11 September 2015 6:59

????

nzhx 23

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:22

It's the thought that counts, OP. It's a shame your act of kindness took a wrong turn.

UhHuhHoney 20

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:22

Rats with wings I tell ya, rats with wings.

peacheso 31

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:23

The birds probably needed it more. Jk. Trust me, it's the thought that counts. Don't stop giving.

trulypar 34

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:23

Hopefully the man didn't get hurt. Poor guy.

ironik69 31

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:24

"I said a dollar b*t*h!"

hkhan24 23

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:27

I'd say it's more **** the homeless guy's life. He was really hungry and when he does get food, he gets robbed of it.

derangedplanet 23

Thursday 10 September 2015 14:10

Right. he's been waiting for this moment for days...and then...******* birds. poor man needs a house to protect him from birds.

HappyItalian 38

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:35

I would've at least tried to stop the birds from attacking him instead of just watching it happen.

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