Animals: Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him...

By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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Hammer1722 19

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:22

That's horrible! Good on you for being a good person OP

nzhx 23

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Thursday 10 September 2015 9:22

It's the thought that counts, OP. It's a shame your act of kindness took a wrong turn.

fifi125 21

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Thursday 10 September 2015 9:19

I'm pretty sure the karmic brownie points still count, so FHL but you're all good

Hammer1722 19

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:22

That's horrible! Good on you for being a good person OP

Silk_Routes 14

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Thursday 10 September 2015 9:22

food belongs to the one who deserved...u r awesome op

bcalle 8

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Friday 11 September 2015 6:59

????

nzhx 23

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Thursday 10 September 2015 9:22

It's the thought that counts, OP. It's a shame your act of kindness took a wrong turn.

UhHuhHoney 20

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:22

Rats with wings I tell ya, rats with wings.

peacheso 31

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Thursday 10 September 2015 9:23

The birds probably needed it more. Jk. Trust me, it's the thought that counts. Don't stop giving.

trulypar 34

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Thursday 10 September 2015 9:23

Hopefully the man didn't get hurt. Poor guy.

ironik69 31

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:24

"I said a dollar b*t*h!"

hkhan24 23

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Thursday 10 September 2015 9:27

I'd say it's more fuck the homeless guy's life. He was really hungry and when he does get food, he gets robbed of it.

derangedplanet 23

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Thursday 10 September 2015 14:10

Right. he's been waiting for this moment for days...and then...Fucking birds. poor man needs a house to protect him from birds.

HappyItalian 38

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Thursday 10 September 2015 9:35

I would've at least tried to stop the birds from attacking him instead of just watching it happen.

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