FML : Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half...

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Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it

By fencernick - / Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:40 / United States

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By mwdelo | 0

#132671 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:11

Legs were burning? Maybe you should try eating less hamburgers....

By deplorableworld | 0

#132727 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:22

The bird had already taken a bite of it and yet you still ran with it? Were you planning on eating it still? YDI if so...

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By AlyshaDeShae | 10

#132663 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:09

Haha, reminds me of the gulls near the New Orleans Aquarium. They're vicious!

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LocsOn | 13

#6122079 - Tuesday 18 November 2014 18:50

a bunch of crows are called a "murder" so if they were crows atleast you could tell people a murderer was after you then it'll be a better story

By mwdelo | 0

#132671 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:11

Legs were burning? Maybe you should try eating less hamburgers....

By barlessprison | 16

#132680 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:13

That happened to me once but the birds were after my sushi, not my burger.
And instead of having the entire office building laughing at me, I had the entire park laughing at me.
F Our Lives

By Dr_Quackerr | 0

#132682 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:13

hahaha pigeons are evil creatures.

By ilikerainbows | 0

#132687 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:14

Seriously, maybe the pigeons were just trying to get you to exercise fatty.

Vegetarian win!

By KenMcGormick | 0

#132694 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:15

Fuck your Life... But who will not laugh at such a funny situation huh?... cant blame the office workers

By Ricochet_fml | 0

#132696 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:16

Damn it #2 you beat me to it.

By StreetSinger | 4

#132716 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:19

Hahahaha I would've been laughing with them, only because this is the kind of thing that would happen to me.

By deplorableworld | 0

#132727 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:22

The bird had already taken a bite of it and yet you still ran with it? Were you planning on eating it still? YDI if so...

By thatminxmyrna | 0

#132732 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:25

And this is why I am terrified of birds.

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