Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
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mwdelo
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Legs were burning? Maybe you should try eating less hamburgers....
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deplorableworld
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The bird had already taken a bite of it and yet you still ran with it? Were you planning on eating it still? YDI if so...
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AlyshaDeShae
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Haha, reminds me of the gulls near the New Orleans Aquarium. They're vicious!
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LocsOn
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a bunch of crows are called a "murder" so if they were crows atleast you could tell people a murderer was after you then it'll be a better story
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mwdelo
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Legs were burning? Maybe you should try eating less hamburgers....
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barlessprison
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That happened to me once but the birds were after my sushi, not my burger.
And instead of having the entire office building laughing at me, I had the entire park laughing at me.
F Our Lives
And instead of having the entire office building laughing at me, I had the entire park laughing at me.
F Our Lives
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Dr_Quackerr
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hahaha pigeons are evil creatures.
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ilikerainbows
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Seriously, maybe the pigeons were just trying to get you to exercise fatty.
Vegetarian win!
Vegetarian win!
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KenMcGormick
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Fuck your Life... But who will not laugh at such a funny situation huh?... cant blame the office workers
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Ricochet_fml
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Damn it #2 you beat me to it.
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StreetSinger
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Hahahaha I would've been laughing with them, only because this is the kind of thing that would happen to me.
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deplorableworld
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The bird had already taken a bite of it and yet you still ran with it? Were you planning on eating it still? YDI if so...
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thatminxmyrna
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And this is why I am terrified of birds.