By fencernick - United States
Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
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  LocsOn  |  13

a bunch of crows are called a "murder" so if they were crows atleast you could tell people a murderer was after you then it'll be a better story

By  barlessprison  |  16

That happened to me once but the birds were after my sushi, not my burger.
And instead of having the entire office building laughing at me, I had the entire park laughing at me.
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