By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
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mwdelo 0
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Legs were burning? Maybe you should try eating less hamburgers....

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deplorableworld 0
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The bird had already taken a bite of it and yet you still ran with it? Were you planning on eating it still? YDI if so...

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AlyshaDeShae 10
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Haha, reminds me of the gulls near the New Orleans Aquarium. They're vicious!

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LocsOn 13
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a bunch of crows are called a "murder" so if they were crows atleast you could tell people a murderer was after you then it'll be a better story

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mwdelo 0
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Legs were burning? Maybe you should try eating less hamburgers....

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barlessprison 16
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That happened to me once but the birds were after my sushi, not my burger. And instead of having the entire office building laughing at me, I had the entire park laughing at me. F Our Lives

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Dr_Quackerr 0
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hahaha pigeons are evil creatures.

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ilikerainbows 0
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Seriously, maybe the pigeons were just trying to get you to exercise fatty. Vegetarian win!

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KenMcGormick 0
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Fuck your Life... But who will not laugh at such a funny situation huh?... cant blame the office workers

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Ricochet_fml 0
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Damn it #2 you beat me to it.

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StreetSinger 4
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Hahahaha I would've been laughing with them, only because this is the kind of thing that would happen to me.

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deplorableworld 0
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The bird had already taken a bite of it and yet you still ran with it? Were you planning on eating it still? YDI if so...

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thatminxmyrna 0
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And this is why I am terrified of birds.

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