Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML
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spartans916
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poor guy. it's not ur fault tho :(
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destinyo_ox
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that pigeon had hopes and dreams.
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abbi96x
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You evil pigeon killer D:
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plataapusss
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he should of gave him a baby piece
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19fml18
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natural selection at work
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Lustuu_fml
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Omg LMAO.
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valri3
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No the bird is too stupid to know that the piece wouldn't go down it's darn throat.
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valri3
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No the bird is too stupid to know that the piece wouldn't go down it's darn throat.
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PurpleRae420
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I lol'd a little
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Thabb
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Mike Tyson will bite off your ear if he finds out about this.
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MagicGiraffe
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Actually feeding bread to any bird will kill it.
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AuburnBoi17
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This is not really an FML....it's not like anything happened 2 u
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spencerchu
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if I were there wit op I would be like quick helmitch maneuver!!!!!
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EvilPotato
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I lol'd
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imacreeper
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you are going to have to live with this for the rest of your life OP. you should be ashamed of yourself.
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AMagicalLeoplura
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Next time throw a piece of bread, not the whole loaf.
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chimpsndip
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Maybe he threw the bread so perfectly that it went directly into the back of the pigeon's throat.
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TookaWooka666
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Well at least on the bright side...free meal?
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falluke17
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that's awesome! I've tried everything when feeding them, and I can never get them to choke...
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hatepineapple
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#78, for the love of God, please don't breed.
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Furley
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I've always thought about hoofing a pigeon as hard as I can... damn flying rats. That takes the cake, a generous offer ends in death by gluttony! This one made my day :)
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ryry98
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YOU MONSTER!!
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lildevil963
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ydi for feeding the pidgeon bread. everyone knows pidgeons only eat fried chicken and watermelon.
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MagicGiraffe
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Birds' digestive systems cannot handle brea as it can swell up in their digestive tracts causing blockages preventing them from absorbing nutrients.
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MagicGiraffe
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bread*
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at0micmin3r
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#1 Yeah, it is! Any idiot knows better than to feed BREAD to a BIRD! Pigeons and birds are supposed to eat BIRDSEED and NATURAL fruits and nuts. Not processed human crap.
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mairelys
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I don't know why this was down-voted, bread is terrible for birds!
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clue_me_in
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:O
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Imabigbeast
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don't feed the pigeons
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uncbballwins
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It's funny how many slang terms there are for cock these days. "Piece of bread?" Who would have guessed.
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sheagstaz
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better the pigeon than you
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mexicotoucher
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How does this fall under 'Love'? Was OP in a relationship with the pigeon?
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atomheartm_fml
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#83: Agreed. It's not OP's fault it's Darwin's
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frozenshake
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lmao survival of the fittest xD
sorry, I love animals Dx
I heard pidgeons explode when they eat uncooked rice D:
sorry, I love animals Dx
I heard pidgeons explode when they eat uncooked rice D:
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anakaren_831
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poor pigeon.
Fuck the pigeon's life.
Fuck the pigeon's life.
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notsocrazee
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the pigeon has no life now...
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xo_kat_xo
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what life?
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anakaren_831
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well, fuck the life it once had.
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duhh_winning
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you know this never actually happened. The OP for some sick disgusting reason decided to put a lame ass post about choking a pigeon to death.... cerial killer in process? i think so..
shanangins... im calling it
shanangins... im calling it
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duhh_winning
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oh wait lol i miss read the post but still... SHANANAGINS
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nmsm
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so is it wrong for me to want to see what that looks like?
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heygirlie777
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KEVIN! Sorry...
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ifuckmonsters
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212 Really? Was that really necessary?
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coldasfire
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FTPL - fuck the pigeons life
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imOaks
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Good job.
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duhh_winning
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shanangins!! this is bullshit!
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BoCo_fml
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Awe, that's sad. Watch out one of his friends is going to poop on you.
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bac4mor1
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this would be a funny comment if you weren't so ugly
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spencespencespen
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^^^^^WIN.
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plataapusss
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she isn't ugly. it's the inside that counts anyway so since she made you laugh you like her;)
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livin_plur
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I don't see a picture of u 96, dnt worry about that that douchebag says #5
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Alex94xela
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gj 96 u are winning like Charlie sheen
in a good way
in a good way
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mozeltov
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HEARTLESS BASTARD, they can feed themselves
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i_like_girls
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apparently not...
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persianjr1
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haha, ^
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mozeltov
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HEARTLESS BASTARD, they can feed themselves
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ImInABox
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It was so young! What's the mother gonna tell the kids when daddy doesn't bring the bread home?
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frozenshake
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immmaaaagggiiinnaaaatttiiioooonn
~~SpongeBob x)
~~SpongeBob x)
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raytaybinks
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how the hell did this make it on FML?!?!?!
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chino627
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animal cruelty.... it's not ur fault don't beat urseft up bout it
Fuck the pigeon's life.