My booze

By I-Love-My-Wife - 14/01/2021 10:56

Today, it's my wife's birthday. She also sleepwalks, sleep eats and sleep drinks. This morning, her subconscious remembered it was her birthday and wanted to celebrate in style. I found my $200 bottle of Johnny Walker Blue was missing 3". She doesn't remember drinking it. I'm so glad she enjoyed it. FML
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Sounds more like she is a blackout alcoholic and secret drinker.

Now you don't have to buy her another birthday present.

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Sounds more like she is a blackout alcoholic and secret drinker.

but only drank a tad bit of it? really bad at being a boozer then

Now you don't have to buy her another birthday present.

I would say that it sounds like you need to avoid keeping liquor at home. Either spouse is “sleep-drinking” or “sneaking drinks” and does not remember or will not admit to doing so. Keeping a supply of very expensive liquor (or even the cheap stuff) at home is not a good idea under these circumstances. Find a new hobby.

And the reason there are no security locks on the pantry, fridge, and liquor cabinet is...what?