FML : Today, during the few free minutes I had while rushing between meetings, I grabbed a plain slice of pizza to go. I stepped outside, ready to eat and walk,...

Today, during the few free minutes I had while rushing between meetings, I grabbed a plain slice of pizza to go. I stepped outside, ready to eat and walk, when a friendly pigeon flew overhead and added a "free topping" to my slice. FML

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By dont_shit_where_i_eat - / Tuesday 29 August 2017 23:15 /

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7535409 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 01:28

Pooperoni?

By Poisin_Kat | 15

#7534353 - Sunday 27 August 2017 01:21

That's pretty shitty

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By Poisin_Kat | 15

#7534353 - Sunday 27 August 2017 01:21

That's pretty shitty

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7535371 - Tuesday 29 August 2017 11:22

Does it taste like cream cheese or sour cream?

By Glowworm56 | 21

#7535396 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 12:41

Ah, nothing like a little pigeon poop to spice up your pizza.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7535409 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 01:28

Pooperoni?

By gobiteme2 | 34

#7535421 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 03:53

Did it mushroom out?

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