BlackRose
Life goals
Today, I realized I’d rather be the crazy cat lady rather than get married and have kids like a normal human. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Crazy Cat-less Lady
Cats > Relationships
Today, my mom asked me if I was a lesbian because I haven't brought a guy home in over 7 years. Nope. I'm just a crazy cat lady, minus the cats. FML
Anonymous
Harness or buggy?
Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML
Anonymous
You have been chosen
Today, I think I was just nominated as a crazy old cat lady. I was sitting in my garden when a stray methodically came back and forth, leaving her three kittens in one of my flowerbeds two feet from me, and now she hasn’t been back all day. I guess I own cats now. Three of them. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Same
Today, I’m realising that at some point I should have just settled for the guys who were there, instead of waiting for the fantasy perfect guy. All my exes are happily married with grown kids, whereas I’m in my 50’s, never married, no kids or grandkids, and will probably die alone with my cat eating my face. FML
CatLover<3
Cibolo, United States
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Anonymous
Going too fast
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to get married and have kids soon. She had a fit. Apparently it's creepy and freakish for a man to want a family, and it means I'm secretly a crazy religious fundamentalist. Huh? FML
lalalalala
United States
Oddly specific cold open
Today, I got a call from a telemarketer who asked, "Is this the crazy cat lady?" I only own one cat, but apparently, that’s all it takes to earn a reputation. FML
Anonymous
Lidingoe, Sweden
Humblebragging much?
Today, I realized I have rejected at least five marriage offers and about the same number of women who've wanted to have my children. I have never been into kids or marriage, but all my girlfriends and some FWBs turn into marriage and kid crazy wannabe housewives after a while. FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Top comments
Bogrbon 27
It’s perfectly normal to not want kids. You could get married to someone who doesn’t want them. Or stay single. Nothing wrong with doing what you enjoy.
Crowned Sataness 12
there's nothing wrong with this. marriage and children aren't for everyone, and that's ok
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Crowned Sataness 12
there's nothing wrong with this. marriage and children aren't for everyone, and that's ok
Bogrbon 27
It’s perfectly normal to not want kids. You could get married to someone who doesn’t want them. Or stay single. Nothing wrong with doing what you enjoy.
EBrogen 12
I actually knew a couple in their late 50's that had been married for over 30 years with no kids. As far as I could tell, they were extremely happy.
RichardPencil 32
That's what all crazy cat ladies say to themselves.
Ambrily 27
Nothing wrong with it.
Marcella1016 32
My fear is getting old and being lonely and having no one to take care of me. That’s something to consider. You could always grow old with a companion, without getting married or having kids. But like everyone said it’s entirely up to you. Whatever makes you happy! 😃
RichardPencil 32
Even if you have kids, they can always stick you in a nursing home. Enjoy your weekend!
SupraJerv 3
there's no option to just agree, so..
Brightside86 31
Tiffany is that you?