Today, I was driving through the mountains and there was a chain requirement. I went to put them on and found a note where my chains used to be saying, "Have fun in a blizzard now, bitch" from my ex. FML
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Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML
Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML
Today, whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I heard a loud scraping noise. I turned around and watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road and through a pile of horse shit. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
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beaglegal 42
Glad he's your ex. What a dick! FYL indeed.
junkman6 22
I almost never say damage someone else's vehicle...... But in this case a few dead fish in the trunk of his/her car is the best revenge.
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skittyskatbrat 19
So, let's see. Theft, harassment, and possibly endangerment. Yeah, time to call the cops. That's not a nasty note under your windshield or a rude text message. Sorry, but so glad you aren't dating him any more!!!!
kilullu 16
I hope you are alright! Also, you could get your ex in a nice, big ol pile of shit for this. I can't wait to see what you do next, just use gloves and bleach... Jk
aktail01 10
That could be attempted murder
Traitoro 9
No, it can't. She would just simply not drive due to not having chains on her tires.
awilliams44 9
stalked..
Mirakledba 10
I'm not gonna say anything because you could be the bad one or he could....
Calfml2 8
You should give the ex swimming lessons to go with those chains. But always check your gear before hitting the road.
colombiatti 14
That's terrible, yet so funny lol
asianmp 9
First, I am impress that you know how to put snow chains on the tires. And second, once you get out of the blizzard, get two dump trucks of snow and dumped it on top of your ex vehicle. And throw some water on, so the snow mountain turn to ice. .
ivanhoe4u 3
Report her to the police for theft. She was dumb enough to leave a note telling you she took them.
Mira Lux 26
Op is a woman. So I believe the ex is a male.
amisenho 11
#61: Why are you assuming that the ex is female? Some men can be just as depraved as some women (not to mention that OP is female, as stated below the FML).
iloveyou846 2
Now take into consideration that we don't know the back story. Maybe she did something that was terrible. You never know.
squideth 18
So? She's the victim of theft. That's not how mature adult reacts to a breakup.