Today, I was driving through the mountains and there was a chain requirement. I went to put them on and found a note where my chains used to be saying, "Have fun in a blizzard now, bitch" from my ex. FML
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Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML
Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML
Today, whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I heard a loud scraping noise. I turned around and watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road and through a pile of horse shit. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
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beaglegal 42
Glad he's your ex. What a dick! FYL indeed.
junkman6 22
I almost never say damage someone else's vehicle...... But in this case a few dead fish in the trunk of his/her car is the best revenge.
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DotDootyDot 17
I am pretty sure that is illegal!!!
allplayedout 20
While I'm not sure whether you could take this very far in a criminal court, considering the actual damages were only for the theft of the chains (attempted murder is likely not gonna happen with a case like this where I'm assuming you weren't injured or nearly injured), you absolutely have grounds for a civil case. Hopefully you took pics of the road conditions and the note (which I also hope you saved), filed a police report for the theft, and will be seeing a lawyer soon to file your initial complaint! Good luck and get some $$ out of that bastard!
bigdfootball97 24
And THAT is why I don't date…(that's not really why) :'(
iwadasn 32
What is the point of that comment?
ArielTheMermaid 17
I hope you called the cops, especially because he left a note as proof
CB_LAZ3 11
Well she took the breakup well
Clay_Pidgeon 11
considering that OP wrote the FML she probably made it safely to her destination.
faygo_chick 5
I'm pretty sure that is something you have to check off in your pretrip. Your fault.
Erandus 1
If you take some pliers you can rip the valves out of his tires. Minimal property damage, but unless he can dismantle a tire/wheel assembly at home he'll have to tow it somewhere for new valves.
kiaora_fml 11
He left you a note, you have proof, get the asshole charged!
DanielleinDC 33
Hopefully you got new chains for your car. As for your ex, you are well rid of that scumbag, and the note shows that it's a good thing you aren't dating this person anymore.