Today, I was driving through the mountains and there was a chain requirement. I went to put them on and found a note where my chains used to be saying, "Have fun in a blizzard now, bitch" from my ex. FML
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Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML
Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML
Today, whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I heard a loud scraping noise. I turned around and watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road and through a pile of horse shit. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
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beaglegal 42
Glad he's your ex. What a dick! FYL indeed.
junkman6 22
I almost never say damage someone else's vehicle...... But in this case a few dead fish in the trunk of his/her car is the best revenge.
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mosquito19 14
that's sofa king brilliant.
jdwmoore 5
if your a girl ydi
stillrob97 3
A) we don't know what caused op's relationship to fail so we can't tell if it might have been called for B) we can assume op did not check to make sure the chains were in the proper spot before leaving to drive in snowy conditions where chains may be required, therefore it is op's fault they didn't have the chains when they arrived at the area the chains were needed.
TogeBara 12
He stole her personal property and if she tries to drive now, she could be putting herself in serious danger. If she stays out there, she could get seriously ill, or even get hypothermia from the cold if she didn't have shelter. This is not only stupid on his part, but it could seriously get someone killed. If you want to take revenge in a deviant manner, key their car, but don't do something like this, it could get someone seriously hurt. It doesn't matter how they broke up taking this sort of thing into consideration, you shouldn't be this stupid. Also, you don't have the right to steal someone's property just because you aren't happy with them after a relationship failure. If I never take my chains out of my car for the specific purpose of always having them, why should I assume that they suddenly disappeared from my car? I shouldn't. If I made it off that mountain, I'd simply go to her place and break a window or something. You want to screw me over in the cold, enjoy your drafty home.
Snowday_MAE 6
OP here. first of all the reason why I didn't check for the chains is because they're in the trunk of my suv and have been for about a year or so. (I live in California and rarely use them) second of all the reason he took them I'm assuming is because before we broke up we were supposed to go to the snow but I caught him cheating on me and went by myself. can't think of any other reason. But since we were living together I'm assuming he went to the car and took them out of anger for the next time I went to the mountains. I'm fine though, just had to spend $200 to get new ones since there were no open stores :) karma is a bitch, right?
LennyComa 39
I am wondering why you didn't check the chains before heading to the mountains. Surely you would do pre journey checks before heading up a big ol' mountain....
orangeguy04 7
I guess its safe to say... your trip plans now have a chink in their chain!
Pensu 12
Your ex sounds like a complete psychopath. No matter how badly the breakup went, passive aggressive attempts on your life are not warranted.
jtea 10
I have to wonder if you were really a bitch or if he's a dick...or both...
WTF_BRAIN 11
Try reporting him/her for theft.
jweb1434 6
They must really hate you. Guessing OP is a guy and the ex is a girl
skyturtle 9
Op's a girl.