Today, I was driving through the mountains and there was a chain requirement. I went to put them on and found a note where my chains used to be saying, "Have fun in a blizzard now, bitch" from my ex. FML
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Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML
Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML
Today, whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I heard a loud scraping noise. I turned around and watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road and through a pile of horse shit. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
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Top comments
beaglegal 42
Glad he's your ex. What a dick! FYL indeed.
junkman6 22
I almost never say damage someone else's vehicle...... But in this case a few dead fish in the trunk of his/her car is the best revenge.
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Comments (119)
Duskitty 14
That's crossing the line between bitchy petty revenge and potential serious harm to another person. Report his sorry ass and get your chains back.
thirstythursday 6
where in california are you having snow? OP.
Snowday_MAE 6
near Truckee on Highway 80
NodakN8V 25
Kinda have to credit on some of this yourself too...aren't you supposed to do a walk around making sure all your equipment is in good condition let alone have all of it regardless of the season ??
iwadasn 32
If she'd done something to piss her off, he could have just left a nasty note. No matter what she might have done in the past, theft and possible endangerment are not the proper way to retaliate.
RideRed14v 4
Haha! That's a good one! lol
darkfireflame 15
That's theft. Sue his ass.
WilliMo 8
I feel like there's a "Cheating sex in the snow" story here that we aren't getting....
vader557 16
Obviously there's more to the story. What makes you the bitch?
Kurliez408 32
mean but then again you should've checked your chains before knowingly driving through bad weather
Nico711 17
That’s illegal. Seriously