Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
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jAbberwocky613 0
Oh the irony
Buttsexpirate 9
She's a sneaky one that mom. You're destined for more trickery OP stay on guard.
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Comments (73)
sandinthewaves 5
Your an idiot
annihil8or 15
Ur smart, now ur parents r gonna kick ur @$$
waitnobodycares 6
OP probably doesn't live where I do, but where I live if you are under 18 you will get a ticket for talking on the phone while driving UNLESS you can prove you were talking to your parents. If you are 18 or over it doesn't matter if you talk on the phone. If it makes you feel better, were I a cop, I would have let it slide :]
GypsyHearted 2
Oh wait, nobody cares.
usmcgalie 0
Hands free maybe? Speaker phone? Harder to get caught. Just saying. Sorry that happened though! That's shitty!
disney_blonde 16
If it's illegal to talk on the phone while driving where you live, you probably shouldn't have answered it.
FMLinCA 12
YDI, totally! you know it's illegal to talk on the phone while driving, but you did anyway. it's about time you got caught for it because i'm sure it wasn't your first and it probably won't be your last. hang up and drive!
eastcoastal 0
They should cancel each other out!
chels1994 11
Whenever I drive and someone calls I either don't answer or it goes on speaker phone
KiddNYC1O 22
Can't blame the cop for collecting a fair quota.
theghost1309 11
It's called speakerphone, then you don't have to hold it up to your ear.