Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
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Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
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jAbberwocky613 0
Oh the irony
Buttsexpirate 9
She's a sneaky one that mom. You're destined for more trickery OP stay on guard.
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Comments (73)
Miss_Attitude96 24
OP, I think you were set up.
dolcelove89 0
So much for the warning! She got you a ticket anyways!
Cookie_box 6
That's ironic... But you deserved it for talking on the cell while driving!
wokawokanomnom 5
Ever heard of speakerphone genius?
wriptidez 0
pull over to a SAFE spot with ur doors locked then worry about the phone
Okayitwasme 0
I HATE being behind someone who is texting while driving! I wanna shove that phone right up their ass! Ya, I know.....anger management! My teenagers think I'm an angry driver. It just pisses me off! The lights green and I'm the only one who notices and I'm 3 cars back!
vivaladino 7
Why does your mum even need to call to warn you about the cops?
Yaruzu 3
your fault for picking up the phone in the first place jackass
eskimo907 6
You probably shouldn't have picked up the phone in the first place. Especially while driving. :P
hottay7164 18
Well unless your in Chicago, we're in a school zone during school hours or a construction zone when there working then that wouldn't happen...
hottay7164 18
Ok jackass, does it make you feel like your worth something when you correct other people?? It was early in the morning and my phone auto corrects.... And ACTUALLY that is the way the law is regardless of Chicago, it is only if your in the city on a phone to get a ticket or, in school/construction zone when they're there.
supermankisses 1
Autocorrect knows the difference between your/you're, there/they're/their, etc.. As far as the time of day, does your intelligence click on at a certain time? Anything before 8:00am, your brain is rendered useless? Just wanted to clarify, because I'm always open to learn something new.