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Is it strange that I just imagined the deer jumping up onto two legs, walking over to the car, and having a conversation with OP? I'm normal.

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It seems like deer run out in front of your vehicles on purpose. They'll wait at the side of the road as you flash the brights, but they still insist you go. So as soon as you start going again, BAM! Rams the side of your car with it's head, and just walks off like nothing happened

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It was Rudolph after him and Blitzen had a few to many and he feld the scene, before Santa found out and won't let him join any reindeer games.

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I had a similar thing happen, but it was a horse on the freeway, we (my family) herded it off the freeway with our car, then the horse kicked our car lol

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Believe it or not he used 'sarcasm' I know I know it's a lot to comprehend but if we stick together we can get through this!

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I've hit a moose before. It was scary as shit!!!! I went into a concussion but everybody was ok.

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Hopefully it's okay and OP didn't hit it too hard, but it probably has internal bleeding and will die in the wilderness.

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Hey, the coyotes have to eat too. Don't think of it as the deer dying of its injuries, think of it as assisted natural selection and a happy carnivore.

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IDK. The one time I've hit a deer it just ran off... I hit going 45MPH. My car was dented in with a little bit of blood. Maybe it died somewhere else =c?!

Those deer can be so rude. I hate it when they prance around like they own the forest. Its all because of bambi.

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I truly wish I could thumb you down multiple times for that (I do not hate Harry Potter, it is one of my favorite book series)

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103- You obviously didn't read the books. Harrry's patronus is a deer. So is his mother and fathers. (Well his mothers was a doe)

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