I wouldn't say it's the 'single best', but it is bloody funny.

Is it strange that I just imagined the deer jumping up onto two legs, walking over to the car, and having a conversation with OP? I'm normal.

It seems like deer run out in front of your vehicles on purpose. They'll wait at the side of the road as you flash the brights, but they still insist you go. So as soon as you start going again, BAM! Rams the side of your car with it's head, and just walks off like nothing happened

It was Rudolph after him and Blitzen had a few to many and he feld the scene, before Santa found out and won't let him join any reindeer games.

31 - Reindeer Games? WTF does Ben Affleck have to do with this?

47 - .......what?

You'd think deer would be more careful after the incident with Grandma...

22- they do it for the insurance money.

I had a similar thing happen, but it was a horse on the freeway, we (my family) herded it off the freeway with our car, then the horse kicked our car lol

22- Jesus, you would know the exact event...

How do you not understand the Ben Afflecreference??

Oh deer..

Dammit bambi...

Deer are out to get us. Anybody recall the story of the 3 deer breaking into a Pittsburgh bank a few years ago?

124 - no

nice one ;)

Indeed you are, 21. Normal enough to see the pink elephant in the corner.

Then why would he try..?

Believe it or not he used 'sarcasm' I know I know it's a lot to comprehend but if we stick together we can get through this!

They just stand there... Personal experience...

Idk many deer that have walked away from a hit and run either. That deer its a special one

What the hell is wrong with you?

I've hit a moose before. It was scary as shit!!!! I went into a concussion but everybody was ok.

Until the adrenaline wears off and dies.

Hopefully it's okay and OP didn't hit it too hard, but it probably has internal bleeding and will die in the wilderness.

Hey, the coyotes have to eat too. Don't think of it as the deer dying of its injuries, think of it as assisted natural selection and a happy carnivore.

Both times I've hit deer, they have definitely not been ok

I like deer... :(

Awwww deer that sucks!!

that's bad cuz the op can't even make it into a steak now

It wouldn't be steak, it would be venison!

Dude, I had that same picture as my profile pic. but I literally just changed it ! XD ^^^

How enthralling. Do go on.

Niceee!! I like funny cows...

Yep.

who doesn't like funny cows!?

26 - my uncle says that about everythi...... wait... Mike? is that you?

Wheels on the bus go 'round 'round 'round...

32 - We don't have to give them a Social Security number, they can steal one just like the rest...

IDK. The one time I've hit a deer it just ran off... I hit going 45MPH. My car was dented in with a little bit of blood. Maybe it died somewhere else =c?!

Tragic.

I didn't have insurance OP, I'm really sorry OP. To be fair, my cars pretty fucked up too.

I read your comment in Peter Griffin's voice, haha!

Thank you 56, I'm not the only one!!

Oh deer, I shouldn't laugh.

Shut the buck up, you guys. We've herd them all before.

34 - .. What?

This thread is so much fawn!

You guys suck at puns, I've herd these all before.

fag

You get a like and you get a like and you get a like!

I truly wish I could thumb you down multiple times for that (I do not hate Harry Potter, it is one of my favorite book series)

I have bloody hogwarts as my display picture and I still thumbed you down.

I'm confused as to why this made you think of Harry Potter.

103- You obviously didn't read the books. Harrry's patronus is a deer. So is his mother and fathers. (Well his mothers was a doe)