Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
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jAbberwocky613 0
Oh the irony
Buttsexpirate 9
She's a sneaky one that mom. You're destined for more trickery OP stay on guard.
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Comments (73)
boredblonde 17
make your mom pay for it!
toalysium 15
About the only time a person can NOT look like a douche while wearing a Bluetooth is while driving. Think of all the kids, and how much they'll tear up the plastic front end most cars have.
maszaros 9
It's almost 2012!! There's no excuse for not having hands-free calling in your car!! YDI
stacianichole 2
Yeah, except that it's completely unnecessary for a majority of people. Remember the days before everyone had a cell phone and people had to call you at home? The horror...
Pazu_fml 10
Whoops, replied to the wrong comment here. Ignore this.
MissLyonsBaby 4
Make her pay the fine :L
TheCrazyCoach 0
Well it is your fault...don't answer it next time!
kozy3am 0
hahhaha thats sooo funny!
un1corns 15
And that's why you make use of headsets.. or speakerphone.
hateevryone 15
tell your mom she made you get a ticket.
nephilim241 19
You picked up, YDI.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
next time, use a Bluetooth. Not your hands. Or pull over next time.