Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
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jAbberwocky613 0
Oh the irony
Buttsexpirate 9
She's a sneaky one that mom. You're destined for more trickery OP stay on guard.
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Comments (73)
ViperGTSkank 0
If you were a respectable driver, you wouldn't have answered the phone, nor would you have needed a phone call to warn you about a cop.
savannah14145 4
Ahahahaha xD
momaji13 0
That's just bad luck
Gmax884 2
Put it on speaker then when your drivin!
Chibi_Kitten 24
Isn't there an app for that? The one that shows where cops are?
kiaroxilles 8
It seems like there are more and more FML's like this. "Today I was driving then got a call from my mom to be careful, then I got pulled over by a cop for talking on a cell phone while driving. FML" Do you expect sympathy? Why would you be answering your phone in the first place if you're driving? My mom has always had a bad habit of calling me and calling me if I don't pick up, she'll call five or six times before giving up then sending numerous texts until I call her back. This usually happens when I'm driving, so if I hear my phone going off, I'll ignore it until I'm home or until I have a chance to pull over. That's part of being a responsible driver. SMH.
cquigley101 13
Perfect example of bad timing!