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  RegenaGeorge  |  0

You're an imbecile if you think like that
Do u even know what an imbecile means?
Nobody knows what it means but it's provacotive

No it's not
It's what keeps the people going!

  The_Hitdude  |  12

^Most of Noor's comments are actually entertaining. She has a few one's that are off, but hell! Even Doc has had a few that were buried. Back off.

Sorry Noor. I'd say more, but people would start calling me a fanboy like this is fucking CoD, and I don't feel like dealing with them right now.

  kshafer08  |  7

I hope you got sited several times! Failure to use hands free device, reckless operation, failure to maintain positive control of your vehicle, tailgating, oh and your headlights are out now too. Way to go ya jackass!

  ambowew  |  7

Uh, nope, can't say I was trying for first comment. In fact, the first comment was already up before I even started to type.

And yes, I did read it. Suck shit to the dumbass driver for being irresponsible behind the wheel. I'm guessing you're also in the same boat when it comes to being a fool?

  ambowew  |  7

Heh, well it's 4am and numerous beverages are being consumed. Didn't really have the urge to write a huge comment for your satisfaction.

Please, oh great one, forgive my sins. Next time I'll make my comment especially long, just for you.

  muFilter  |  19

3, I don't really have an explanation, and I see you've taken a lot of flack for it... but your comment made me laugh the hardest I've laughed all week. For whatever it's worth, I pretty much think you've got special skills.

  kakarot2  |  11

^ why is it that on FML everyone all of the sudden becomes a responsible person?
I am sure as heck everyone has used their phone while driving at least once in their life time. If you say you haven't you are lying.

  ClassyCommando  |  13

49 - The "original commentator" said OP deserved it. I gave a reason as to why OP deserved it. That is not threadjacking. Don't be a douche, bro. And you can just say "commenter". A commentator is the guy that gives a play-by-play account of everything that is happening in a sports game on TV.

  onlychildFTW  |  33

-Talking on phone while driving. Stupid
-Talking on phone while driving around a cop. More stupid.
-Having and accident with a cop because you were talking on the phone. Priceless.

100% OP deserves it.

  Redoxx_fml  |  22

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Op: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light, talking on my phone, parking my car, and *speeding*!