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By huwauw - 17/09/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

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By fml - 03/09/2013 06:31 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

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By Rohirus - 07/06/2012 23:09 - Sweden

Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By grapes - 15/11/2015 22:12 - United States - Westfield

Today, I asked my dad for help on some homework I didn't fully understand. He walked away and came back with a huge bowl of grapes and said, "Here's your brain food." Then he left. FML

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By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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By hannahg - 24/03/2014 00:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

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By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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By anonymous - 22/09/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 23:01 - Australia

Today, my stupid drunk dad was yelling for food and since my mum needed to finish her taxes before midnight, I told him to STFU and passed him prawn fried rice, which he told me to shove up my ass. I threw it in the bin, since he's the only meat eater in the family. When she'd finished, she yelled at me instead of him. FML

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ChelseaXD 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 2:15

lmao! better straighten up(:

Ethos_fml 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 2:15

Wabaam!

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vikkisemple 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 9:44

hahaha epic!!!! my rents do that to me. it's normally ' take that humph of your back, no one loves a hunch back' gutted

jihadjoe 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 9:48

lame forks

ageofkyle 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 9:50

you shouldve yelled back, "child abuse!"

tredecim 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 10:05

throwing forks isn't bad. what's bad is throwing a hissy fit about getting a fork thrown at you.

fearlesstiger98 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 10:13

lol?

wDeemish 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 10:22

Wha?

bportner 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 10:54

your dad seems like a dipshit

jgray106 3

Saturday 18 September 2010 14:37

throw it back and say "FATASS" haha

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 15:09

something like this happened to me in band I was kinda slouching which is bad so the conducted threw a quarter at me to "see if I was awake" bcuz apparently it looked like I wasn't lol

awesomenina_fml 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 15:41

nice dad

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