The best laid plans…

By A drunk walks into a bar and says NO SEX TONIGHT - 22/07/2022 16:00

Spicy
Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML
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You deserved it 278

Same thing different taste

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On the plus side, probably don’t have to worry about cheating on business trips…….

urge2laugh 7

An "A" for effort to you both!

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urge2laugh 7

An "A" for effort to you both!

On the plus side, probably don’t have to worry about cheating on business trips…….

geerod 15

Should have sent him home - cab/Uber and went to the bar and see what you could find! Don’t waste the night out and hotel room!

If you role-played liking football, that probably would have turned him on more than anything. All you have to do is say, "C'mon, ref, what game are you watching? That was so obvious!"