Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML
Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I asked my dad for help on some homework I didn't fully understand. He walked away and came back with a huge bowl of grapes and said, "Here's your brain food." Then he left. FML
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
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ChelseaXD 0
lmao! better straighten up(:
Ethos_fml 0
Wabaam!
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Comments (186)
bryan1992 0
I would of thrown it back at him lol
ArtIsResistance7 1
Just be glad he didn't throw the plate and yell "OPA!" *slams door behind me*
bluekiwi_fml 0
great dad OP
glambert1998 0
he is trying to treat u like a prinsess
Emmy_The_Great 2
Fail ... Are you male or female?
Bob31_fml 4
the only way this would have been an FML is if he smacked you with his penis instead of throwing a fork.
LuCanO 0
# 78 That was so stupid, my head hurts now.
Rawr_18 2
My mom would have done that... just like when I broke my leg she igrnoe me and not until 45 mins later she said "ok let's go to check ur leg"
oakeidoakei 9
I'm sorry but that's just hilarious... Please forgive me.
mountiansnow 0
wut part of wasn't "stiff"
sisl20 0
ur dad made me lol
SaintE_fml 0
fork throwing is a common tool used in treating poor posture! It grew in popularity in 1985 when it was used by monks!
QwertyMcNugget 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! This is so full of win I could just count clouds! <3.<3