Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML
Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a $100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you don't want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML
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Top comments
CassT 0
This is where you say, "My parents are rich because they're hookers, and your momma is their best customer. Pay up."
Andy_King 0
thats when you go in there and take back the pizza
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Comments (183)
Jord111222333 0
mmm the money isn't for you it's for the pizza place... wowwwww s/he is dumb
Eresbel 0
FYL for having to deal with assholes, YDI for not calling your manager/the police.
xHaniffax 0
Yeah but the money's not for YOU personally it goes to the company and then you get your pay or whatever.
xdeathscene 0
But he's gotta pay a $75 bill to the company he's working for... because his friend's a bastard. That sucks.
thelonelylurker 0
Shit in a paper bag and set it aflame on his front porch.
Eiger 0
Go into the house and steal $75 worth of stuff. Or his wallet.
Stephai 0
Coppps. And next time you see him, take his wallet. and spend $150
TheFadedGuitar 0
He's like a **** blocker, but with money, aha..
420bliss 0
I could kinda understand that if they were talking about not tipping you... but not paying for the pizza itself? Do your parents own the pizza place or something? (there's no other reason they should bring up your parents unless they do)
wretcheddawn 0
This isn't an FML. Call the police. Anyone who steals $75 worth of pizza from you is not your friend.
damn_it_damn_it 0
Wow. What a little shit head. Honestly.