Today, I just realized that my ex-girlfriend has been using my credit card to buy condoms, beer, and dildos just to piss me off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML
Today, I put a lock on my account because of several unknown purchases for large amounts. Turns out it was my girlfriend, without asking. Who is now mad at me for blocking her parcels. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
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Top comments
tounces7 28
Report the card stolen and have the charges reversed.
Michael Sawyer 11
why did you let her go with your credit card/card number. YDI..you should have canceled/reported it stolen so she couldn't do these things.
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Comments (16)
Michael Sawyer 11
why did you let her go with your credit card/card number. YDI..you should have canceled/reported it stolen so she couldn't do these things.
Sinshine 28
That's what you get for giving people your card info.
tounces7 28
Report the card stolen and have the charges reversed.
J15237 25
That is actually a really good suggestion
bl3ur0z3 17
How long did it take you to notice? Did she accomplish her goal?
AmbrosiaFan 19
Why does she have your card information?
GamerChickxoxo 16
go to your bank and report it as fraud, you will get the money back, if you report her to the police shes facing jail time or atleast a big fine
RichardPencil 32
She's buying those things for other purposes, and pissing you off is just a nice bonus.
jbuckets_404 39
THAT's what I thinking, too! Too bad I can only up-vote you once.... :-(
acmariner99 25
How about locking your card?
mfranks19891989 10
What your ex girlfriend is doing is called credit fraud and she can go to jail if you decide to press charges. I would give her the opportunity to pay you back and if she doesn’t. Have her ass locked up
Mungolikecandy 19
How has she got your card? Report it as stolen and get the police involved as she is committing a crime by fraudulently using your card,