Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
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Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML
Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a $100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you don't want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML
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CassT 0
This is where you say, "My parents are rich because they're hookers, and your momma is their best customer. Pay up."
Andy_King 0
thats when you go in there and take back the pizza
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Comments (183)
alex_vik 1
So, in other words, they just stole pizza. Pretty sure you can get them arrested for that.
condescending 0
I'd have busted the door down hunted him down and been like "I'm not paying for your ******' party pay the **** up or I'll call the cops!"
Boo25 0
I would have called the police since they stole pizza off of u.
dumberror 0
what a ******* deusche bag. kick his ass then take his money, and take extra money too for the wait.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
And that was a "friend"?? Really? You know, the police is only a call away. What that asshat did is theft. Lets see the face they make when the cops come.
pikL3bOi 0
#5 who the **** r u talking about u didn't even kno who 84 was wen u rote tht
NigNogIke 0
this why u bring shotguns
voodootrucker 0
how rich can your parents be if you have to deliver pizza,it's a very dangerous job I'm broke and i wouldn't let my kids to it,your parents are assh***s
tymarie2012 31
that's probably the only job that would hire him.
Cinnabar 0
**** that, I hope you reported them as the thieves they are.
Exaemo 0
Love how people assume that if your parents are rich then you are rich.
swagmonkey 0
Your "friend"? Not any more. Get your $75 off him for basically telling them to stiff you. Also, seconding #113: My parents have money, but I'm still struggling to make a living, fresh out of college. If I were badly enough screwed, they'd probably help me to just get by, but it doesn't mean I've got money to spare.
fantasyworld 39
I agree 113. Just because his parents have money doesn't mean they just give it to him. They could have worked hard for the money.