Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML
Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a $100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you don't want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML
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CassT 0
This is where you say, "My parents are rich because they're hookers, and your momma is their best customer. Pay up."
Andy_King 0
thats when you go in there and take back the pizza
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Comments (183)
Brinklec 0
I can really sympathize with you being a fellow pizza delivery driver. I would have been extremely mad!
Brinklec 0
Pretty sure that no matter what state your in Murder in the 3rd Degree is a high class felony...
AJx3 0
why are you guys friends? obviously, he's a jerk. i feel bad for you.
Zoa_fml 0
How did they take off? They were at their house. You probably could have rang the doorbell excessively until they came back to the door...or I dunno, called the cops. You are a pussy if you let them off without paying you that easily!
ohsnapelenaaa 0
Sue him. And also, YDI for having a friend like that.. wtf is his deal.
mmz007 0
call the police.
Scotticus117 11
FYL, are your parents rich though? well other people are right, it is illegal to do that even if you were Bill Gates son they still have to pay you. That's stealing pizza, stealing is illegal. Case and point.
cheerthefkupism 0
"my friend shows up and says..." seriously? FRIEND? find new "friends". what a douche. YDI, for having shitty friends.
amazingkate 0
if someone steals from you, call the cops. esp if you, uh, know where they live.
cxal_fml 0
1) what pizza place doesn't require at least a partial payment for an order that large? 2) $75 is enough for an arrest. Why didn't you file a robbery report? Or have your employer do one? Unless you wanted your parents to pay for their pizza... 3) Unless they were driving in a car when you delivered the pizza, How could they take off after closing the door?