Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
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Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML
Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a $100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you don't want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML
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Top comments
CassT 0
This is where you say, "My parents are rich because they're hookers, and your momma is their best customer. Pay up."
Andy_King 0
thats when you go in there and take back the pizza
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HeWhoEatsAll423 0
It all depends on which state (assuming we are talking about the US) you live in. In Michigan it is illegal to threaten and shoot someone on your property unless you feel threaten because they have a weapon. In other states, it is your place, fire at will.
Cromwellsandwich 0
I say you give him a little "help" quitting his job as well :)
Monado 0
For all who have said he deserved it for not asserting himself. I'll be considering whether they shut the door before he even had a chance. You have no idea if he tried to, but was ignored or unheard of.
Eresbel 0
But he could have called the police and his manager.
maggy_fml 0
but fml doesn't allow him to explain him self that much. it won't be an fml if everything was settled
primogen18 0
Um.. doesn't matter who it was who why they didn't pay for it.. they didn't pay for it, they stole, simple as that, get them in trouble for it. You know where they live now, haha.
AlDavis 0
you deserve it for being a spineless pussy. i hope you get robbed again, twice.
bishoprsv2 0
Yes, let's close the door on the pizza guy when we didn't pay him. It's totally legal. Stupid *****...
proud_liberal 0
YDI. I have no sympathy for rich ppl. They are scum!!!!
maggy_fml 0
me neither but atleast this one works, idiot
Holybatman 16
Hey dipshit, did you ever think that the rich people have to work hard for years to earn their money? Sometimes the rich kids take advantage of their financial situation and start acting like "scum", but many don't. Case in point, my friend's family owns a large oil company, but he studies hard and won the student of the year award.
mijzelffan 0
your family owns an oil company, which means you're destroying our environment. Your kind of people disgust me
Jupi_fml 2
Can you read? He said "his friend's family" owns the oil company.
hellooamy 0
OH MY ! im sure you don't use oil, huh?
livexlaughxlove1 0
he said his friend's family.
turdburgers 0
fail.
LilaBear 2
you're an idiot. For starters, how do you know his parents (the rich ones) give him any money to use? I know kids with rich parents but they have to have their own jobs and earn their own money, their parents aren't gonna fork out money left right and centre. Secondly, why are rich people scum? Because they've worked harder or are smarter than you? That's messed up. Look at Bill Gates. He got where he is purely thanks to his brains and hard work. He didn't inherit anything, he was just a normal povo uni student.
lil_miz_liz09 0
What the Hell. That's illgeal, stealing a freakin pizza. Tell your manger.
lil_miz_liz09 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA
snicklefrits 0
That's ****** up! Just get them back!!