Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML
Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a $100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you don't want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML
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CassT 0
This is where you say, "My parents are rich because they're hookers, and your momma is their best customer. Pay up."
Andy_King 0
thats when you go in there and take back the pizza
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meriadoc2 0
Just becuz your parents are rich doesnt mean you have their fortune in your pocket right at that moment
ziqi92 0
sounds like the girl that dumped my friend a few weeks ago. she called him spoiled cuz he was a rich kid and spent $350+ on her. where did that money come from? that was his entire salary from 6 months of work at kmart. yeah, that sucks, so called friends (in his case, a gf of a year) taking advantage of ur money...
Flounder 2
I'm gonna vote YDI only because I assume you did nothing to fix this. If you did, my apologies, FYL, but I have a sneaking suspicion that you didn't have the balls to take any kind of legal action (call the cops, etc).
TryToBeKind 0
You get tips, right? There you go, you can handle it. Consider it a graduation present and get over it. I'm joking, that's really rude that they wouln't pay and I know it's hard to demand payment from someone. esp since pizza delivery people have a dangerous job (mugging etc.) Also, if people don't pay, you can't MAKE them do it. I mean: if I demanded you do 100 jumping jacks, would you do it? Likely not, same goes for why someone wouldn't pay if they didn't want to. I hope you reported it to management and I hope they didn't make YOU pay for it just b/c the brats wouldn't listen to you
clouds9 0
You should have knocked on the door, taken the pizza back, and told him/her "You don't need pizza. Your parents have a house, you probably have food stocked up" and ******* bounced. Ok that's just my anger speaking... but it sounds like you had to foot the bill in the end and that's totally unfair. FYL.
deathproof_fml 0
What a ******* prick. I hope you got them to pay somehow.
Shoopman 0
Your friend is a douchebag. Set his house on fire.
ArcticFahx 0
This is why I won't get a job as a delivery driver. However, you could have called the police and waited for them to arrive. See how your ******* "friend" likes a permanent criminal record for trying to dick you over for $75 in pizzas.
98_PACKERS 0
just call your employer and then the cops....duh. its not your bill. you held up your end of the bargain.
killabee 0
You should've just knocked again,.. no answer? Call the cops. NO WAY should you have paid the bill. If you did YDI. (after you got off work you should've crashed the party, kicked him right in the balls, and took a shit on his porch.)