Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
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Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML
Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a $100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you don't want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML
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CassT 0
This is where you say, "My parents are rich because they're hookers, and your momma is their best customer. Pay up."
Andy_King 0
thats when you go in there and take back the pizza
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l30n 0
"friend"?
Alexgoesfml 3
This sort of stuff happens when delivering pizzas so you need to make sure they give you the money before you hand over the pizzas. You should have contacted your employer to deal with this.
Mykeh 0
It sounded like you had an address right? And you did know the personal details on your friend as well? You can get him back by farting on his salami and shoving cheese up your nose before putting it on the pizza. Just don't be dumb enough to post these antics on youtube.
quiturbitchin 0
What's crazy about your legal right to defend yourself? It's very easy to simply judge someone who had to use deadly force to protect themselves without having been in their shoes. In a situation like that, you have no idea what the assailants did or didn't have, what they were or weren't saying, what area of town the victim may have been in, etc. In a world where a good police response time is five minutes, you have to know how to defend yourself in the meantime if you're under attack.
ozymandias_fml 0
So? Tell your manager and let him call the cops. It is a standard operating procedure. Why would we care?
medical 0
You should have you rich parents hire some mobsters to beat the crap out of him. It's only fair of you to use those riches.
genius_man16 1
^^ this man is a genius
fxdxhk90 0
Why are you bitching on the internet instead of calling the cops?
stfuILY 0
Kick your friend in the balls, if he's a guy. Bitch slap your friend, if she's a girl. They deserve it.
Bullshet 0
Some friend you've got there. I hope you're not friends with them anymore. Oh, and I hope you called your manager about them not paying. That's theft. Then the police could come and crash their graduation party. Ahh karma.
Bryan_Z 0
You call the cops. I'm glad my friends are true, and not dirt bags like that. This FML slightly pissed me off.