Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML
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Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
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SirWhatsHisFace 0
OP you shouldn't wear skirts made of pencils, you could stab your thighs. :o
FYLDeep 25
I bet you looked sharp in that pencil skirt.
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Comments (126)
katelynjoy 0
....you're kind of a ****. I'm just saying(:
DjeePee 24
Blowing kisses to random strangers isn't my thing either, but that doesn't make her a ****. Having an unknown rip in her skirt doesn't make her a **** at all.
The_Earth 0
it's better than them doing the complete opposite.. outloud.
The_Earth 0
ignorance, gotta watch out for the horny people. they can be weird..
redbluegreen 40
That's a horrible thing to say! Here I am, quoting lyrics from Usher!
icuddy69 0
@Ignorance Lmao Get over yourself ... you think your the shit.. but u really just smell like it you Sad Sad Sad emo:P
Freeze_fml 16
If you're smelling shit, it's probably from the vicinity you're in.
SarahBearXoX 0
#51 just got shut down.
blo0_starZz 0
agreed! *highfives* BITCHES SUUUUCKKKKK! >:D I hope yo momma be home when I get there! Mhmmmm <.< Meow? :B
Pro_Nothing 9
LmaoRotf!!
Sexywifey91 0
who cares if she was enjoying the attention... maybe she never had it before so it was building up herself esteem.. how can you call her a ***** when half of you would probabally do the same thing if hot guys were checking you out... people are so stupid....
wtfsnickers 1
you won't have to worry about finding a guy now
jinxthejinx 0
There was once an OP from New York She looked like a big piece of pork Then strangely one day Cat calls came her way But just 'cause she looked like a dork
mckibabe 7
1. She never said she was from New York. 2. You don't know she is fat. 3. She probably didn't look like a dork.
rndg 0
Finder is gay...