Perv!

By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
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scorpiogirl666 0

Haha, you should've acted like you knew her. Been like "But, Mary, you always used to let me touch your ass!!"

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mf_fml 0

but then if that makes you a pervert, does it make me a **** for letting shit like that pass when i used to take the bus? hahaha. c'mon, lady, it's public transportation! you're in for a long ride, everything's an accident. don't make such a big deal out of it.

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coops456 14

I'm so ******* interested to hear how she was asking for it, please explain

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scorpiogirl666 0

Haha, you should've acted like you knew her. Been like "But, Mary, you always used to let me touch your ass!!"

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rabbi1010 29

I read that in Cartmans voice.

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sexaybitch 14

"And that was until you cheated on me with my dad!"

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Tehalon 0

YDI for failing to hit your own body, I think you should visit a doctor because there could be something seriously wrong with your motor skills. (Eye hand coördination, you know..)

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Neenertastic 0

not to double-post or anything, cuz i'm gonna... but you could have gotten off at the next stop and waited for the next train... i've done that when pervs get on and do crazy stuff...that damned B train to the Bronx did it every time

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mf_fml 0

but then if that makes you a pervert, does it make me a **** for letting shit like that pass when i used to take the bus? hahaha. c'mon, lady, it's public transportation! you're in for a long ride, everything's an accident. don't make such a big deal out of it.

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Chaith 16

Sexual harassment happens everywhere, most people don't even bat an eye anymore. Keep practicing those motor skills, though. Lol #3

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

I agree that she over reacted, but #1, how was she asking for it exactly?

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delighted_fml 0

I feel bad for her. As someone with sexual assault in my past, if something like that happened to me, I would feel really unsafe. You victimized someone, even though it was an accident.

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ZuRG_fml 7

Er #1, how was she asking for it? wtf?

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