Awkward and Intimacy: You, yes you!

You, yes you!

By Noname - 08/03/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML

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You deserved it 14 248

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By ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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You deserved it 28 132

By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 09:02 - United States - Allen

Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 918

You deserved it 946

By heycutie - 15/04/2014 04:24 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 955

You deserved it 7 276

By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 270

You deserved it 8 190

By PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 508

You deserved it 547 031

Force of habit

By Unlucky - 05/09/2017 16:00

Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 759

You deserved it 4 874

By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 14:04 - Denmark

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said, "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 835

You deserved it 5 058

Dude, are you OK?

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 585

You deserved it 331

Avoidance issues

By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 792

You deserved it 5 860

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 053

You deserved it 695

interventions 1

Monday 9 March 2009 3:22

haha this reminds me of family guy when quagmire is imagining inanimate objects to be hot women and he sees meg and tells her to get out of the way of the fire hydrant, or whatever.

HelloFlower 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:47

Flustered? Good word. Next time, try not to stop and stare at them.

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softbonez 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:32

Awh.

DiscountDJ25 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 7:24

Your "Oh Shit!" moment was brought to you by traffic lights! ...And construction workers.

TryToBeKind 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:38

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ryguy997 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 21:32

that is why you never make assumptions. DOH!!! your not as attractive as you think. IGNORE EVERYONE!!

Jaywin 3

Monday 9 March 2009 2:39

The girl at the stop light must've been a real hottie.

HelloFlower 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:47

Flustered? Good word. Next time, try not to stop and stare at them.

wrestler_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:02

Sucks for you! :( Hmm... just a suggestion, but maybe you should lower the ego a tad, and work out a tad more? It might do you good! Until then, let the horny construction workers look at the real hotties. They have a hard enough job as it is, especially in this economy. :P

Kingxxkings 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:19

k if this is true than i feel bad for u but im startng to think that some of these storeis are made up no offense

heykaymae 2

Thursday 18 August 2011 3:41

Who the he'll cares wtf you think

nmlutgen 11

Saturday 15 September 2012 18:14

No shit.

interventions 1

Monday 9 March 2009 3:22

haha this reminds me of family guy when quagmire is imagining inanimate objects to be hot women and he sees meg and tells her to get out of the way of the fire hydrant, or whatever.

mak_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:42

Just because she thought they were talking about her doesn't mean she has a huge ego. She could've not been aware there was another girl behind her.

musicluver23 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:44

agreed!!

T1A2Z3 34

Thursday 3 May 2018 2:29

I could be on a deserted street and I'd still be looking for the other girl..

symph 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:11

I don't know where any of you got the idea that she has a huge ego from that. I'd be flustered if I heard that sort of reaction and I thought it was me, regardless of my self confidence or not. But yeah, agreeing with #3.

400382 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:15

ouch LOL. i remember one time my friend and i were checking out this really hot guy and i guess we must've been pretty obvious about it cause the (ugly) guy infront of him started grinning and acting all cocky. (he even winked at us) dumb bastard.