Protective

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 18:30 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML
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redhedsaysrawr 18

Troll mom is winning

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Harpy20 24
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Twat swat level: EXPERT.

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seandoc 13

What a way to introduce your family!

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rallets 22

what a twat swatter

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redhedsaysrawr 18

Troll mom is winning

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youknowimright 5
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Hey might as well teach em while theyre young to lie and fabricate stories to avoid potential unpleasantries. def winning at mothering...

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Harpy20 24
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Twat swat level: EXPERT.

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NYC_Yoshi 3
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Definitely Asian level.

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dalink 24
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I love this comment. And your profile pic. Ahh rainbow road... How I hated you in Mario kart.

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bombshellbabee01 9
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In a way You got cock blocked by your mom

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
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Technically, she got beaver dammed.

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daliagrande 17

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MrSassypants 32
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I know, right? She's even taking OP to her AA meeting. What a wonderful woman.......

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PenguinBitch 43
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I agree with 5. Motherly instincts y'all know.

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sux4u121 10
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Oh yes, protecting her from those evil grocery fiends.

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IllestRated 17
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No that's just mom being a hater.

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rocker_chick105 31
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Your mom > my mom

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RZB 11
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OP's mom > everyone's mom

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youknowimright 5
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She certainly does seem like a good influence...

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onorexveritas 23

she loves you

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sens3sfailing 24
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Jesus was a man.

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n3rd43v3r 10

That's when you wink, lick your lips, and walk away

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MsConfusedd 27
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Your mom is awesome.

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beehardxcore 26
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Troll level: Overprotective Mom. Lol what a dick move.

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

not overprotective.. just a troll.

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Mister_Triangle 21

No, that's not what trolling means; and it's definitely because she thought she was helping (thus overprotective)

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