Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML
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Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
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GlobalB 0
Hmm, he should have taken the "How long will it realize until my girlfriend's paranoid enough to assume I'm cheating on her over a facebook quiz that could easily mean nothing" quiz?
Everlasting_fml 0
I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.
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sfgfan10 0
it's just a facebook quiz, and you're being paranoid
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
Wait a second... What's wrong with being Californian?
CryingHowls 0
honestly, it's just a quiz. i'd take it if i saw a quiz as interesting as that. it doesn't mean anything significan't i sense trust issues.
blah123blah 0
Next time you quote, make sure the quote is correct... Should be "girlfriend". Anyways, that's nothing. Its probably saying, if you were to cheat on your girlfriend, how long do you think it would take her to realize. But, sence you seem so paranoid about this, I don't think it would take very long for you to notice.
fmskat3r 0
YDI!! Trolls ftw!!
Dabamash 0
You, my friend, are a hypocrite. "Sence" should be "since".
AmericansAreDumb 0
The result was, "Not too long now," right?
TheFifthWitness 0
lmfao
katied4224 0
Well if your sneaking around his profile, you obviously don't trust him. Without trust you don't have a relationship. Hes probably getting from the hooked out junkie down the block.
AntiChrist7 0
YDI for facebook and choosing a cheating ass
samuke 2
I agree, quizzes on facebook mean nothing, I took the "When will I get pregnant?" quiz and I'm a guy....