Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML
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Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
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GlobalB 0
Hmm, he should have taken the "How long will it realize until my girlfriend's paranoid enough to assume I'm cheating on her over a facebook quiz that could easily mean nothing" quiz?
Everlasting_fml 0
I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.
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Comments (166)
soccer8goalie 16
Apparently that long
beaglegal 42
Not very long.
NamelessFace 22
I understand where you're saying that OP is being paranoid but this is kinda suspicious. I mean if he really isn't cheating it's like taking a "are you a tomboy or a girly girl?" quiz if you're a boy. Granted, there are possible plausible excuses, like just doing it to see what you'd get, but... it certainly isn't something to not pay any attention to. If he really is cheating and is dumb enough to do this, that's a problem as well.
fantasyworld 37
Some people take silly quizzes for the fun of it.