By Anonymous - 19/09/2018 22:15

Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 910
You deserved it 530
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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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At least he's concerned for your wellbeing.

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julfunky 29

Can’t really say FYL without knowing what it is you said to him.

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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At least he's concerned for your wellbeing.

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julfunky 29

Can’t really say FYL without knowing what it is you said to him.

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RichardPencil 30
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Was it the hotline that prevents you from committing suicide or the one that encourages you to “git ‘er done?”

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Leeono 26
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At least my boring friend didn’t answer the hotline. He’s so boring 4 people killed themselves on his last shift. 2 were wrong numbers!

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Lalala579121 27
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I would say "at least you tried", but... no.

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PenguinPal3017 19

You sure he wasn't just telling you the name of a song he liked?

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Alup132 22

I don’t think people understand your comment, but I found it hilarious

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fde2blknimout 18

He sincerely cared about you living and listened to you talk about how you want to die for hours. Thats romance baby.

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Chazzster 24
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OP - Since when is “flirting” supposed to sound like “I am depressed and considering suicide”? It sounds like you need to seriously improve your flirting and conversation skills. I would be one of the last to say never vocalize your depression. But save that for close friends and family.

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