By Anonymous - 19/09/2018 22:15

Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML
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At least he's concerned for your wellbeing.

Can’t really say FYL without knowing what it is you said to him.

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At least he's concerned for your wellbeing.

Can’t really say FYL without knowing what it is you said to him.

Was it the hotline that prevents you from committing suicide or the one that encourages you to “git ‘er done?”

At least my boring friend didn’t answer the hotline. He’s so boring 4 people killed themselves on his last shift. 2 were wrong numbers!

I would say "at least you tried", but... no.

PenguinPal3017 19

You sure he wasn't just telling you the name of a song he liked?

I don’t think people understand your comment, but I found it hilarious

He sincerely cared about you living and listened to you talk about how you want to die for hours. Thats romance baby.

OP - Since when is “flirting” supposed to sound like “I am depressed and considering suicide”? It sounds like you need to seriously improve your flirting and conversation skills. I would be one of the last to say never vocalize your depression. But save that for close friends and family.