Love and Work: Today, while I was at work, my husband threw out 50 out of my...

By nancie - 02/08/2018 20:30

Today, while I was at work, my husband threw out 50 out of my 70 T-shirts, all of my tank tops, and all but one of my sweaters. I'm not getting them back because they're burning in a bonfire in the backyard. FML

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Chazzster 26

Thursday 2 August 2018 21:17

OP, Clearly there is more to the story than this. Please let us in on it.

chris_lillo 15

Tuesday 17 July 2018 3:41

While he is enjoying that "bonfire" I would enjoy his credit card and replace your belongings.

Comments

interesting33 36

Tuesday 17 July 2018 0:04

why did he do that?? if it is to clear sdsce, he needs talk.to you first! if it is because he is angry, he ideally needs a better way of dealing with his anger.

DraftHail614 17

Thursday 2 August 2018 22:09

I'm sure there are other ways to make some sdsce anyway. Burning clothes doesn't seem all that efficient.

PhoenixChick 26

Thursday 2 August 2018 22:57

I tried burning clothes to make sdsce but just ended up wth covfefe

interesting33 36

Thursday 2 August 2018 23:48

haha!!! fair enough!! I did have a bad typo from typing late at night. I was trying to write 'space'.

wHSKitty 11

Friday 3 August 2018 15:16

Wtf does sdsce stand for? I find no such acronym...

interesting33 36

Saturday 4 August 2018 16:42

it means Shockingly Darstardly and Surprising Cooking Equipment

KittyMack 13

Friday 3 August 2018 19:05

Typo for "space".

chris_lillo 15

Tuesday 17 July 2018 3:41

While he is enjoying that "bonfire" I would enjoy his credit card and replace your belongings.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 17 July 2018 9:34

One up him, and set fire to all his favorite possessions. Oh, and then burn all his clothes whilst he's in the shower.

JasonThorn 19

Tuesday 17 July 2018 21:31

I think there's more to this story. Maybe find out WHY before escalating the problem?

Chazzster 26

Thursday 2 August 2018 21:17

OP, Clearly there is more to the story than this. Please let us in on it.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 2 August 2018 21:19

What Not to Wear--the Extreme Edition.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 2 August 2018 21:20

He'd better have taken you out shopping after he pulled this stunt!

8313girl 28

Thursday 2 August 2018 22:17

Damn girl, what did you do?? I definitely need a follow-up on this story.

John Nemeth 14

Thursday 2 August 2018 22:31

The phrase “liar liar pants on fire” taken to a whole new degree.

rsue 14

Thursday 2 August 2018 23:24

Get out and get out NOW. There is zero excuse for this. Disrespect for your personal space and belongings is right up there with animal cruelty as a huge red flag for eventual physical abuse. It's not a matter of if he escalates it, but when. Don't stay in that house a moment longer than you have to!