Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML
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Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
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Top comments
GlobalB 0
Hmm, he should have taken the "How long will it realize until my girlfriend's paranoid enough to assume I'm cheating on her over a facebook quiz that could easily mean nothing" quiz?
Everlasting_fml 0
I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.
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Comments (166)
bpack 0
So how long did it say? Lol jk its probly nothing to worry about. I take a ton of random quizzes, i took that one when i didnt even have a girlfriend.
Sipos 0
Well, how long did it take?
oliviah_fml 0
Whether he is actually cheating or not, He clearly wasn't thinking (or doesn't care). Anyone that wouldn't be upset (or at least feel a little funny) If their significant other opted for such a quiz, Isn't really that into the relationship.
mastory96 0
haha. I think every answer should've been "as soon as she checks your profile: you were stupid enough to take this quiz!" lol
geesquared 0
i take STUPID quizzes all the time. i took a "how gay are you?" quiz. i know i'm straight.
nubber 0
I can't find this quiz on facebook, can someone show me where it is =D
bortzy93 0
ill be your boyfriend if he leaves you
yorkiegirl1691 0
You know, some of us out here are paranoid and trust comes hard to us. Sorry that we're not frickin perfect.
Nightfallz 0
ydi for the following 1. you use facebook 2. you misspelled girlfriend honestly this shouldn't have made it past mods
dreadillusion 0
Oh COME ON! This is so stupid. It's obviously fake. If it's not, you have to be the stupidest person on the face of the planet. You would probably take a packet of placebos if a doctor told you it would make you immune to diseases. Also, because you probably don't know what placebos are, here's a link to a wikipedia article that should be around your intelligence level, maybe a little higher. http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placebo