Miscellaneous: Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone...

By bizzyizzy0121 - 21/11/2011 06:28 - United States

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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You deserved it 3 203

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Lititz

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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You deserved it 4 012

By thanks, dad... - 30/08/2013 17:24 - Romania - Baia Mare

Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked "who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door: "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML

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You deserved it 14 474

By newbffswelcome - 04/08/2013 18:07 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML

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By wowimscrewed - 14/04/2011 04:37 - United States

Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML

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You deserved it 32 840

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2023 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered a tracking app enabled on my phone so I switched it off to save battery space. Within 20 minutes my mother rang and demanded to know where I was, what I was doing, if I was with some woman… you get the picture. I'm 32 and own my own apartment. FML

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You deserved it 108

By gotta euthanize em all - 29/11/2014 19:45 - Canada

Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML

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You deserved it 3 707

By Jinx - 21/08/2017 22:15 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML

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You deserved it 242

By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, while working in a jail, I had to tell an inmate arrested for domestic violence that no, he could not use his phone call to call me at home. FML

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babyyninjas 1

Monday 21 November 2011 12:08

he knows what you did last summer !

ohhhsnapple 14

Monday 21 November 2011 12:08

Have you checked the children? O_o

Comments

trackstar132 4

Monday 21 November 2011 13:05

Just sit on the couch and do nothing he will get board and leave.... Or just kill you lol

trackstar132 4

Tuesday 22 November 2011 0:59

I ment bored as in lose interest my bad spelled it wrong

yarsii 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 12:59

BOM CHIKA WOW WOW

trackstar132 4

Wednesday 23 November 2011 4:17

Damn I suck lol

irimalovecheer98 5

Monday 21 November 2011 13:06

Uhm very creepy

49ant3 5

Monday 21 November 2011 13:17

Yeah I think you need to call the cops and lock yourself in a room until the cops get there!

ILoveTabz 0

Monday 21 November 2011 13:24

Try and find the little maid!

neonblue120 6

Monday 21 November 2011 13:26

44 - What gentlemanly pwnge. *Tips monocle.

neonblue120 6

Monday 21 November 2011 13:27

Get to da choppa!!!!

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 21 November 2011 14:05

Or simply get the choppa.

kcircuses 1

Monday 21 November 2011 13:28

7-that guy annoys me too I hate all of his comments he makes me want to punch a baby **bring on the thumbs down**

hawaiianfire 0

Monday 21 November 2011 13:29

I actually disagree with that quote because those who discourage your dreams are jealous. But jealousy doesn't mean that they've lost sight of their own dreams. However i do believe that those who follow your dreams are too weak to follow their own.

hawaiianfire 0

Monday 21 November 2011 13:32

You denying you threw a tantrum only adds to the fact that you are still throwing a tantrum. *Lifts monocle for other user* A true gentleman digresses in their faults.