Oh, prisoners, you're so silly.

Don't drop the soap. I mean phone.

Exept you know put them in thier cell

You must be ugly nd fat because in jail everybody is pretty!

Well, I don't think they'd let him call home...

You know, I really wouldn't give anyone who's in jail for domestic violence a chance...

If he's locked up for domestic violence, he probably has somebody to call. It's an automatic arrest violation, regardless if the victim wanted to press charges or not. The reason is more or less so both parties can calm down and talk it out the next day if they so choose.

If he's locked up for domestic violence, he probably has somebody to call. It's an automatic arrest violation, regardless if the victim wanted to press charges or not. The reason is more or less so both parties can calm down and talk it out the next day if they so choose.

Alright alright. stop freaking out here. Don't talk to him.

well maybe if he didn't beat his family up there'd be someone to call

33 - That's not true 100% of the time.

More like he's more in! No? Ok...

Ye, nah.

Fist Bump, *Surpriiiise!!* PIE SMASH! NUT TAP! BITCH SLAP!

I sure hope so....... If not that would be an awkward situation.

He's in prison dumbs, they only put you with inmates of the same sex when you're "in the joint"

Op works there. Op could be a woman, and most likely is. Did you even read the FML or just felt like commenting for the sake of having your words displayed?

#23: why's it weird if guys hit on guys?

#69: It's only awkward if the guy getting hit on is not a homosexual.

Thank you for those wonderful words of wisdom.

Run 4 it!!! :P

LMAO!!

What's it? Run for what?

run away..

Sorry.... I wish there was a sarcasm font.

Lazy prisoner. Cant even pick up his own nasty soap. Tsk tsk.

Dude...someone already made that joke...can we at least be original here...

Bad day, perdix?

Wow! One of Perdix's comments buried?